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Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250 (www.wral.com)

submitted 3 months ago by thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[-] NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml 63 points 3 months ago

The us government is the circus now, with a clown as the ringleader

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 57 points 3 months ago

Wow. Just, fucking hell.

This is exactly what your founding fathers wanted for the country's future when they caused that huge ruckus 250 years ago!! Yeah, they deffo wanted a bunch of roided up buffoons punching each other to distract from narcissistic mushy brained idiots decades of child rape. Well done, well fucking done.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 48 points 3 months ago

"Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating."

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 46 points 3 months ago

the confederacy finally won all 3 branches. of course this is happening

[-] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Max circuses, minimum bread

[-] asbestos@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

President Camacho delivers again. Can’t wait for Brawndo taps around the place.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago

That’s deeply unfair to the actual President Camacho, tbh.

[-] agentTeiko@piefed.social 17 points 3 months ago

Yeah everyone knows Idiocracy was the better timeline. They were stupid but they weren't hateful or mean and appreciated intelligence in the end.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

He ran in 2024. In character. Obviously didn't go far.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Wait, really? Tbh if he goes again in 28, I’d seriously think about it.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This timeline sucks, I want off

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

Im convinced 2012 pulled the planet into the warp and the chaos gods are just trying to see how subtle they can be turning the planet into a demon world for fun.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

What the actual fuck

[-] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

And one day you grow up and realize you've watched your last ufc fight.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Sorry to break it to you: this is what it’s been the whole time.

[-] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I just want a normal amount of healthcare 😔. This is a middle finger to every working American

[-] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Hopefully this is a Celebrity Deathmatch between Sleepy Joe and Pedo Don.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

And here comes Bernie Sanders with the steel chair!!!

[-] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

[-] civilfolly@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Man, these AI images are ridiculous. Wait, what!?! That’s real!!!!

[-] CarpalTunnelButt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

This is pretty brazen. This guy really didn't give a flying fuck.

[-] Hayduke@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Final fighter gets a chance to steal the title from Beef Supreme.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

the unholy trinity of trump admin, DANA WHITE, WWE(vince mchmahon+linda) and trump himself.

[-] metermatic26@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

“Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now...

But I've got a three point plan that's going to fix…

EVERYTHING!”

this post was submitted on 26 May 2026

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