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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 82 points 1 year ago (6 children)

This is a person who was able to get a driver's license...

[–] KredeSeraf@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'd be amazed how many people driving daily don't and have never had a license. Used to be a police dispatcher, shit happens all the damn time.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's the procedure then? Arrest, pressing charges, payments or other punishment I (blissfully ignorantly) assume

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Almost always a ticket, assuming that's the only law you're breaking. And they will certainly look for more!

Funny story, I was arrested in Chicagoland one time for not having a license. (Lost my wallet, still had to work.) Officer had a high school kid (cop wannabe) for a ride-along and wanted to demonstrate arrest and booking procedures.

In and out in 45 minutes but got stuck 30 miles from home.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Well, that's what you get for being a menace to society, you punk

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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They also most likely vote

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

And it probably counts more than yours.

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 82 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It must be really hard living life this way.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Actually, it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Wow. Wowowow. Wow.

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[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't worry, they aren't aware enough to feel shame or stupidity.

[–] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Yeah people this dumb either think it’s a good thing and revel in it or are incapable of forming the thought/reaching the level of self-awareness that allows them to think “maybe I’m stupid.”

[–] YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nope, ignorance is bliss. They literally don't know anything about anything. They just assume everything they believe is the truth.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

But they're then getting absolutely freaked out about every benign thing. It has to be super exhausting and stressful

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[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

And just think how hard it is for loved ones and social services that need to put up with you...

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[–] Therealgoodjanet@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I knew it! Vacations are killing us. If you value your life; no more vacations!

[–] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Yes! Strap me to the millstone!

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[–] CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

For those who are wondering if this picture is real or not, I couldn't say. But I have seen a fair share of misspellings and bad grammar written on trucks about similar sentiments in Nevada (seeing where the license in the picture belongs to). The take away of this is that usually there is a correlation between education and conspiracies (believing in misinformation), and it's a very real, serious issue in this country.

[–] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait. You mean to tell me that giving kids terrible educations…makes them more susceptible to being stupid assholes?

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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'd like to see a teacher attack this with the red pen.

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[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did Charlie Kelly write this?

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

I didn't seem any reference to his speciality bird law

[–] elscallr@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well.. they spelled "19" correctly.

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

and vacation

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 1 year ago

Covet 19. Dream of being under 20 once again!

[–] Neon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love how noone explores the possibility that this was written by someone who hates them to make them look bad lol

[–] LdyMeow@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I feel like this has to be satire

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Is there an infowarrior rides community on Lemmy yet?

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BUT WHAT ABOUT ARE RIGHTS?

[–] ridethisbike@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

VACATIONS ARE KILLING US!

[–] DannyMac@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Covet 19 are rights vacations have been mandeats are taken away killing us in the Land of Free."

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Oh my god it took me forever to realize that "Are rights have been taken away" contained a grammar error. I need more sleep.

[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Not exactly a rave review of the American educational system.

No wonder European countries don't accept US high school diplomas as sufficient for acceptance into a college or university.

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I saw this type of manifesto on a brand new Yukon the other day in the Hobby Lobby parking lot. It was all cut vinyl lettering, nice contrast of color against the shiny black paint. It was honestly surreal, and could be an untapped market for the folks at Cricut.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I have a cricut collecting dust. Maybe I should start an etsy for bananapants vehicular rants.

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[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

"hmpf I prefer my psychosis with proper punctuation"

[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] mojo@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Vacations are killing us! Ban Hawaii!

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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Plus they park like an asshole

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

gonna give the owner a break and assume they wrote this on the back just after their stroke.

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[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think they misspelled "teats." Those little milker nipples.

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[–] DrugsMcChrist@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

I wish this was the case but I've seen more than enough vehicles like this at home and down in the US in my travels into redneck areas. The vans are worse as they have more room for the errors. Usually there's some Trump stuff too.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Can someone compute cove+19?

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[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

Proper translation:

Covid 19 vaccines and mandates, are killing us in the land of the free. Our rights are being taken away from us.

I'm not sure about the vaccines as we're entering Alex Jones territory there that's not really my place to comment on

but i can say the potential hillbilly has a point in my opinion the covid 19 mandates were poorly miss-managed almost everywhere across the globe. Lots of mom and pop shops had to close doors even some bigger businesses which created alot of job loses and lots of people were affected financially people whom struggled to put food on the table buy petrol pay for the leccy and keep a roof on there head. All this over poorly managed goverments and bureaucrats across the world and on top of this you got governments telling you what todo and if you didn't follow through with the governments demands you could land your self a heafty fine and some prison time. I can see why people may be starting to get pissed off

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[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This has got to be someone trolling, right? Right?

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[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I'm always surprised how much they spelled correctly.

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