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[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 12 points 4 months ago

Because for some reason he's not in prison.

He should be in prison, wearing prison clothes.

[-] jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago
[-] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Because he's a prick.

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

why is he out of prison?

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Because that's how a real man does it. Just like how he never cries like a real man, and sticks his thumbs up his ass during auto-felacio like a real man.

[-] schwim@piefed.zip 6 points 4 months ago

It takes a while for the big labels to come out with their "Human Douche" lines.

[-] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 6 points 4 months ago

Money can't buy taste.

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Because if you're going to be a douchy bear be a douchy grizzly, I guess.

[-] magnue@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Gotta distract down that tiny chin somehow

[-] certified_expert@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Is this guy still "a thing"?

[-] jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

If you're talking about his micropenis then yes.

this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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