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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 150 points 2 months ago
[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Like Freud predicted you would be

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[-] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 144 points 2 months ago
[-] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Take my upvote...

[-] JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 81 points 2 months ago

Online dating

[-] mtpender@piefed.social 81 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the Great Wall of Dong.

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[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 76 points 2 months ago

It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.

[-] pipes@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 months ago

Womb Raiders

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

But instead of impaling you they just sort of... Squish up against you. It doesn't hurt. It doesn't even feel bad. In fact, you're starting to kinda like it...

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[-] plutopos@lemmy.zip 46 points 2 months ago
[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 51 points 2 months ago
[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago

today i learned i comprehend spanish

[-] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago
[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry, but it's obviously corridong

[-] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

Every hot girls DMs be like...

[-] sober_monk@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago
[-] INeedANewUserName@piefed.social 22 points 2 months ago

Having grown Oysters, and Shiitakes before wondering why these are all growing towards the floor... typical mushrooms I'm aware of still orient towards a light source despite not needing it for food just to ensure their spores are spread properly....

Were they flipped? Does the green floor have something to do with it? Is it fake?

[-] hanke@feddit.nu 33 points 2 months ago

Could it be good ole gravity? Growing too far out from the wall to support their own weight properly?

[-] socsa@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago

They just need someone to spit on them and call them dirt.

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[-] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 months ago

They aren't gonna suck themselves.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Well... I don't know about the rest of you guys but I've just uncovered a new fantasy

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[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Mushroom farming management: keep them in the dark and feed them shit

[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago

uhm ... u wanna run for president next?

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Do NOT fondle the wall of dongs.

... at least not without first asking the fungal gestalt consciousness for consent first.

Ok, also, someone needs to overlay this with the green screened, joe pesci 'what the fuck is this piece of shit?' shot/reverese shot thing.

This, but not shit tier quality:

you'd need a second background image but yeah

... maybe use a shot of the infinite hallway of literal 'backdoors' from the 2nd/3rd matrix movies, i think that would work, just color grade it a bit.

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[-] petersr@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

S P O R E

In the air

[-] iuseasahibtw@ani.social 14 points 2 months ago
[-] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Ah yes the phallus palace

[-] socsa@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago

This picture is still less gay than the Trump football AI post.

[-] Ladokaka@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago

penisfactory

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 2 months ago

Wall-o-Dicks

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I still don't exactly understand what the fuck mushrooms are.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 33 points 2 months ago
[-] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 months ago

Understandable, they're neither animals nor plants, and at least to me, that's really weird. Pretty much everything large enough to see fits into those categories, and it just feels like fungi should be plants as well.

I just googled a bit about this topic and learned algae is also not a plant. But it's green! thurston

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[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

mushrooms are just eucaryotic species that never bothered to develop legs or brains (and also no photosynthesis) . if they want to go somewhere, they either grow a thin wire to get there or throw a million spores into the air and hope that one lands where it should be going to.

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[-] TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

Assuming this is real, that mofo needs a gas mask. There is no way breathing that many spores ends well.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago
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[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

Your mom in college.

[-] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago

I just hope they don’t start squirting.

[-] nullspace@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

This is actually kind of interesting to me because I hadn't ever considered they would be grown vertically like that as opposed to racks stacked on top of each other.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 2 months ago

The presidential micro penis wall, now at 40X zoom for all your viewing pleasures. The registry starts after WW3 during the dictatorship of the one pedo called orange. Today in 5673 we can only thank our ancestors for our very large penises. After only a few thousand T presidential specimens a new family took over such that today we have advanced cellphone technology! We have even developed "thecar"!

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[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago

this is gonna cause massive allergies

i hope it's at least somewhat ventilated otherwise i'd recommend immediately getting an adrenaline syringe or you won't be able to breathe for the next 3 weeks

[-] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

This does not look like an amateur operation where something as essential as ventilation would be overlooked.

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[-] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Ok hear me out. The backrooms..... but with mushroom walls

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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Wall of wangs

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