You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2026
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So shave your face with some mace in the dark
And save all your food stamps and burn down a trailer park.
Yo... Cut it.
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Knowing me my brain will be alive for a couple days or so listening to everyone talk shit about me and complain how I owe them money
There's always that terrifying theory that if your brain slows down and dies, conciousness itself may elongate. One may spend eons of time in relative stillness before actual death, decades, who can say?
Or not, I dunno.
eons of time in relative stillness
Oh, don't tease me with a bit of fucking peace and quiet!
well under anesthetic there was no experience of anything so I very much doubt it. My first general anesthetic was "proof" as much as proof can be that it doesn't even go black, just that the thing that used to be you isn't aware of anything any more.
Eh, since your ability to perceive time is also bound to your brain, it would also slow down. So it would probably feel normal. Since every thought takes forever it might even feel like live around you is sped up and after 4 days in 10 seconds you are dead.
...well, that's a relief.
Um, how would your brain still live for a few days?
I have a sleeping disorder. I assume it carries over into the afterlife for a while.
Can you imagine the heartburn/reflux from all those embalming chemicals?
I'm gonna have the urge to poop in the middle of my own funeral, aren't I?
they’re gonna hear me fart
Oooh lol
Rest comfortable knowing that there isn't anything they can do to you to get it back.
Well good news then! Neurotransmitters are just molecules, they cannot shut down as such.
They cease to transmit neuro
Ahh yes, how could I forget
alts heimer
Good song
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
Just wait until you hear about the Boltzmann brain looollll
(Probably not gonna happen but it'd be hilarious if it did)