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[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 265 points 3 months ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm_RxlybWhQ

That video shows how and the first comment has the pattern written out

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 115 points 3 months ago

For those too lazy to search for the comment:

Lizard coaster Pattern
Body
R1: MR ch2, 10 dc in MR, slst, ch 2  [10]
R2: 10 dc inc,, slst, ch 2  [20]
R3: (dc, dc inc) *10  slst, ch 2  [30]
R4: (dc, dc inc, dc) *10  slst, ch 1  [40]
R5: Reverse sc in every stich

Tail
R1: MR, ch2, 4dc in the magric ring, slst, ch 2 [4]
R2: (dc, dc inc)*2, slst, ch2 [6]
R3: 6 dc, slst, ch2 [6]
R4: (2dc, dc inc)*2, slst, and cut off long tail for sewing [8]

Mouth
red yarn:
ch 10
R1: skip 1st st, 8 sc, (3 sc in 1 st), 7 sc, inc, slst, ch1  [20]
R2: inc, 7 sc, 3 inc, 7 sc, 2 inc, slst ch 1  [26]
R3: (sc,  inc), 7 sc, (sc, inc )*3, 7sc, (sc, inc)*2 [32] cut off and weave in yarn

pink yarn: (tounge)
in the third stich from the red chain, ch 10
skip 2 st, 8 hdc [8]
slst and cut off extra yarn, weave in from behind

Green: (head)
R1: ch 14, slst in the first ch making a circle
R2: ch1, hdc2tog, 10 dc, hdc2tog, slst ch 2 [12]
R3 dcinc, 2 dc, 6hdc, 2dc, dcinc,  slst ch 2 [14]
R4: 2 dc, 3 hdc, 4sc, 3 hdc, 2 dc, slst ch 1  [14] cut off yarn

Upper lip
at the 5th st from the head, insert green yarn
R1:  ch2, dcinc, 6dc, dcinc [10]
R2:  ch2, turn dc2tog, 6dc, dc2tog [8]
R3:  ch2, turn dc2tog, 4dc, dc2tog [6]
R4:  ch2, turn dc2tog, 2dc, dc2tog [4] ch1, cut off extra yarn

lower lip
R1: ch1, 6 hdc [6]
R2:  ch1, turn hdc2tog, 2hdcdc, hdc2tog [4] ch 1 turn
attach red mouth piece and tounge by sc in every stich, slst, cut off extra yarn and weave in stuff in

eyes (white) *2
R1: MR, 6sc in MR [6]
R2: slst, ch1, 6 sc [6]
slst and cut off extra yarn
Glue on eyes and heads for pupils

attach head and tail at opposite ends,
Put stich marker 4 st  away from each direction for limbs

Legs: *4
ch7, slst, skip 1 st st, 2 slst, (ch2, skip 1st st , 2 slst) *2, 4 sc, slst and cut off and weave in yarn

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

TIL crocheting has sourcecode.

[-] nickiwest@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Fiber arts were the original sourcecode.

Weaving machines used punch cards before computers did.

And crochet is one of the better ways we have to model hyperbolic planes.

Don't sleep on fiber arts. It's not all plain scarves and log-cabin quilts.

[-] DigDoug@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Written in Assembly from the looks of things.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 3 months ago

Juggling also have one.

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[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 35 points 3 months ago

TIL there's a skill overlap between crochet and chess

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I don't know about chess notations, but you got me interested in them.

[-] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 months ago

TIL crocheting instructions look a hell lot like assembly language

[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 46 points 3 months ago

It's assembly with native thread support.

[-] pishadoot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago
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[-] theoretiker@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 3 months ago

Weaving is actually where a lot of the logic for the first computing machines, in particular punched cards come from. On looms back then you would use punched cards to program the loom to weave complicated patterns.

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

This thread has been a source of fun and knowledge so far!

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Well, it's a kind of assembly language - just not to operate registers of a CPU, but to assemble some crochet piece ;)

[-] pea@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

amazeballs!!!! Thank you kind stranger.

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You're wecome!
This way the guide can get lost on youtube and on lemmy! 🤪

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[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Wait, it’s a lizard and not a turtle???

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

The pattern says lizard.
The result says turtoise.
Or turtle.
Whatever it is, it is cute af!

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago
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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago

Can we pin this comment? Not to the comment section, but to everybodies internet everywhere!!!

Everyone is going to want to see this.

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

MANY THANKS

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 53 points 3 months ago

I don't know if I'd use it as a drink coaster, as it would hold moisture, but as a pot dolly it would make cooking and serving hilarious.

[-] UnrepentantAlgebra@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

It's a drink coaster, it's supposed to hold moisture

[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 55 points 3 months ago

It's supposed to hold moisture without wicking it down to the wooden surface underneath.

The goal is to keep water off the furniture that may be damaged by it, so it soaks up that water and holds it against the wood underneath thats not really ideal

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 10 points 3 months ago

Could probably solve that by glueing something impermeable underneath, no?

[-] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago
[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 months ago

What is your table but a coaster on legs?

It's coasters all the way down.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 months ago

And what is a table but a big turtle made of wood?

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 points 3 months ago

What are turtles except motile coasters?

[-] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Butler turtles, I like it! They bring and then hold your beverages

[-] Klear@piefed.world 8 points 3 months ago

That's why we're just coasting along.

[-] xspurnx@leminal.space 4 points 3 months ago

What is beneath it you ask? Why a house on the ground (that's two more coasters), which is standing on four elephants - another, very very huge coaster. All this so we don't have to worry about spilling our drinks over the giant turtle that carries it all.

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[-] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

I think gluing something to the bottom will stop the mouth opening mechanism, unfortunately.

Might need to pin something to a loop at the bottom instead.

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[-] bort@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

it's supposed to protect the surface of the table not only from moisture, but also scratches and stuff.

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[-] frankenswine@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago
[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago

Oh shit! A Google+ user! What a throwback

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

I forgot all about google plus. I used to not be able to comment on youtube, because I refused to get a google+.

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Gplus was so good initially, then they started messing with it and it became a shitty facebook

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Mod parent up.

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[-] tunetardis@piefed.ca 20 points 3 months ago

It would be great with a little squeaker thing inside it!

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Only problem is it might not sit straight if the cup isn’t full

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Then be an optimist

[-] tunetardis@piefed.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah good point. So something more electronic maybe? Hmm…

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[-] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 20 points 3 months ago

Alright, that's cool as fuck!

[-] MissingInteger@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 months ago

Here is the original post (Warning: it's on threads).

If you just want to see the video on the left, I reuploaded it here.

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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Whether it's ingenius design or a happy accident, this might be one of humanity's greatest achievements!

[-] chaogomu@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

I think I know how the effect is achieved. A small bent piece of metal or even plastic lifts the shell up when the drink is removed, and the head when the drink is placed.

Adding that part makes the rest much easier.

[-] nickiwest@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Plastic is not necessary because the nature of the crochet fabric is enough to achieve the effect. Fiber arts are cool that way.

Mushroommunk found a video that shows how it's constructed.

[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Is it the same yarn they use in needle felting or no?

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

I don’t think I would use it as a coaster, as your glass would easily fall off.

Still pretty cool though.

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