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Am medicated 🤷🏻 (lemmy.nz)

submitted 3 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[-] essell@lemmy.world 68 points 3 months ago

...never went to Epstein island while he was alive

[-] kungen@feddit.nu 29 points 3 months ago

When he's dead tho? 🤨

[-] essell@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Of course.

Unbelievably cheap rates right now. Everyone staying away from it.

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[-] xylol@leminal.space 7 points 3 months ago

How is it running the place?

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[-] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 3 months ago

Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.

[-] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 19 points 3 months ago

Go on

[-] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 months ago

Don't tempt me

[-] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Bet you don't know about my favourite spinny boi piloted by the Vree

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[-] aramis87@fedia.io 32 points 3 months ago

Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.

[-] xylol@leminal.space 26 points 3 months ago

Increased shareholder value

[-] yelling_at_cloud@programming.dev 26 points 3 months ago

'm not in the Epstein files

[-] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 3 months ago

Do laundry every week

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[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 19 points 3 months ago

…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago

gonna let my autocomplete take this one

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it

What the fuck is this?

[-] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 20 points 3 months ago

Also trying auto complete: M

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes

Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this

[-] atrielienz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least you have a good day.

[-] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.

Seems about right.

[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 9 points 3 months ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy

??????

[-] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years

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[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 16 points 3 months ago

..at least I have two wolves inside of me.

Get me an ambulance.

[-] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 months ago

Furry convention is going well then?

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[-] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

'm somewhat handy around the house

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[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

[-] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

... eat ass.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

🫡

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago

Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep

[-] Kattiydid@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 months ago

Have a nice butt

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[-] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

Ain't chicken.

  -Leeroy Jenkins

[-] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 8 points 3 months ago

It's actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.

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[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Stopped trying

[-] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

...never said I was.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

Get to meow online at other catgirls :3

[-] autonomous@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Or am I? Did I remember to take that? 🤔

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 3 months ago

Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.

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[-] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

make myself laugh

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago

...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

Can suck off 5 guys

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Have a crap ton of hobbies I’m decently good at

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

Forced myself to shower

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Use Lemmy.

[-] parity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

have a great ass.

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.

Fuckin' ADD.

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[-] atrielienz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Forced myself to socialize.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

… learn from my mistakes.

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

fuck.

(Too bad its not true anymore)

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[-] lookingforanALFpolycule@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Don’t eat corpses

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[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 7 points 3 months ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least when I'm done grocery shopping, I bring the cart back to where it belongs and don't just leave it wherever I please - like in the middle of a parking lot. That really gets my goat. (Just make an effort to be courteous, considerate, and kind to others!!! It is not that hard!!! Argh!!!)

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[-] monkeyman512@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Keep struggling to be better than I was.

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