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[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 months ago

It would be hilarious if this became a standard drink in bars from now on.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

"A Cuba-libre and a Trump-pool for us please!"

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Better buy stock in blue fruit rollups

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

You're thinking of Coors light. Real men only drink the finest of piss waters. Busch light, if you're into closeted homosexuality and beating your wife.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Busch light, if you’re into closeted homosexuality and beating your wife.

Busch light is the go-to beer for mouth breathers who boycotted Bud Light when they acknowledged a trans person exists.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

They had a right to be scared. What if one of them came into their bathroom and failed to see their manhood??

[-] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 11 points 2 months ago

Come on man, go with the best: Natty Ice.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

The cousin (sister maybe?) I have relations with usually brings that, so I'm set.

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Dam trump really can just do whatever he wants and all thats gonna happen is memes get made about him

[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

You are in the wrong place if you expect to see people here taking action.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I mean they let him rape kids and pardon a bunch of terrorists so no I don’t think anyone is going to gut him over painting the pool blue

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago
[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

What color is my hat?

[-] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

what am I made of money?

[-] wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

For a novelty drink, this actually sounds tasty.

[-] Pat@feddit.nu 0 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, screenshotting and reposting a MASTODON POST instead of just reposting it on Lemmy... do you people even know what the Fediverse is?

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz -1 points 2 months ago

Could help to explain for a kid. What happens when you dump hydrogen peroxide

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Don't give your kids access to large amounts of hydrogen peroxide.

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