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Lol, i can see why (lemmy.nz)
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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 79 points 1 month ago (3 children)

EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting.

[–] Creat@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago

Everybody? Are kinda looks like she's being Kung-Fu fought...

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At what speed, if you recall?

[–] Marternus@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fast as lightning

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Presumably, though, you were unafraid throughout.

[–] DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In fact, it was a little bit frightening

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, it's fortunate that they weren't adequately trained to make the timing work out.

[–] flyingSock@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

quite the opposite, i hear they had expert timing

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Wow. Fortuitously, I heard there was a lack of funk involved.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You heard wrong. Them funky Chad's were chopping them up and chopping them down

[–] Cogsworth@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

I'ma at least assume those "Chad's" couldn't have been that coordinated with their ancient Kung Fu art

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

69 upvotes

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Because shes afraid they would make your folks look too awesome?

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 23 points 1 month ago

Is your dad single?

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 16 points 1 month ago

Its disrespectful to hide something this special, I'm personally hurt. Fuckin project the image on the side of your house, or you're letting your community down

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

She’s been patient with him since day one.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Short mum or a dad that can jump?

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago

Based on a scientific analysis of the pixels I’ve determined this is likely a digitally edited photo.

You can tell because of the way it is.

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

why is his foot a third fist

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Leading with his heel so his toes are pointed at the camera.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because of the way the pixels are, naughty

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I DON'T LIKE IT

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

FINISH HER!

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That is a sweet ass roundhouse kick to the face