You've got this all wrong. Captain planet is blue.Adderall is blue. Captain planet is Adderall. Just take adderall.
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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Got confused, took Viagra. Help.
It hasn't been 6 hours yet, just keep masturbating.
QUICK, STICK YO DICK INTO THE BONG!
Viagra is also blue 😉
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Donuts
OP is Obviously a cop!
You're forgetting alcohol!
Alcohol into this concoction is going to backfire spectacularly
Alcohol is for AFTER work. Xanax is for the work day!
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Nah, this is literally my combo but with some alcohol as well. Works great. Just don't over do it.
Kwame being THC 🥴🫠😂
I explained Captain Planet to my daughter the other day. She thought it was one of the stupidest things she ever heard. She's right but at the same time, how dare she!
One of the members is from the Soviet Union? And surfs? Okay grandma, let's get you to bed.
Did you tell her we were all going through an environmental awareness trend at the time?
That really isn't an excuse for how ridiculous the show is.
Oh shit, I’m outta donuts.
just remember to drink water, kids
Be careful with ibuprofen
Be careful with any pill
Anytime I had to clock-in for a customer service job.
Mmm mixing uppers and downers, real 5head move
Go to sleep one hour earlier.
Start eating a healthy balanced diet.
Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week.
Then lawyer up and hit the gym
Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week
Yeah I'm going to die fat
...but I'm having fun 😁
I used to have fun like that until about the time I turned 40 and my blood pressure went through the roof. Now I do all the stuff that first guy said lol
Donuts are an underrated superpower.
I hope for you that it lasts
While we are talking about health, exercise and that stuff.
Vitamin D helps against fatigue so give it a try, especially in the winter.
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Replace donuts with little salami sticks and you're bang on.
I'll suggest you try generic Aleve. I find it better than ib profin for most aches.
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Meditation is better for you
Meditating? In the middle of a retail shift? 🤣
"Donuts"
You mean sugar... Going by your logic for donuts, the others should be: coffee, cigarettes, joints, etc.
No logic involved here, just a meme 😅
Iv managed to avoid nicotine thus far and I give thanks. (Tbf ibu isn't a daily thing for me either).
Most of my coworkers blaze, but only one other does it before or during work. And then they will ask me how I stay so pleasant in the face of such ass holery. Sure, it took multiple factors to make me a kind and patient person, or at least capable of acting like one, but the reason I can do it from 830 to 415 was the wake and bake. Wake. And. Bake.
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