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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is supposed to be a de-stressing activity not a territory war

cats sitting on Lego instructions

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They don't look very helpful

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sure their opinion differs

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Left just tried to eat a Tauntaun, TheVoid has taken out a lien on the brain cell

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

One on the left is confused by your choices, the black one is pitying you.

Happy Friday :)

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The traffic gods were with me today. Ballarat to Burwood, 2 hours door to door. At work 45 mins early!

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Buy a lottery ticket

[โ€“] lowtheseal@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Yay for school holidays?

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Moving stuff to this NAS feels like I'm getting my whole life organised. I have files spread all over the place, especially because of computers that dualboot or saving everything when I've switched distros.

I'll have files from an old computer saved on a drive, but it will all just be in a folder called 'old computer' and I never got around to folding it back into the nee file system.

And I swear I've downloaded the Metroid Prime trilogy like 3 times across different computers and OSs in anticiaption of playing it. Now it can live in one spot until I'm ready

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[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Woke up from an anthology style dream about three different villages/cultures and how they each dealt with death. What the actual fuck dream. Quickly jotted them down, will write them out later me thinkies because it was actually next level insane for my brain.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My dream was about watches. I looked down and I had on a man's watch and it was upside down and too big. It was crucial I read the time so I had to find clues that would locate a watch I could read. It was like a treasure hunt. Very deep.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I dreamed I was in New York and went to the Mercury Theater, the famous one, it was old fashioned and very beautiful. I was excited to tell mr seagoon all about it

of course it doesn't exist irl, it's the name of a famous troupe/theater company.

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bird baff is IN

Much easier and less ibuprofen than moving the fukn clothesline that's for sure.

Truth be told they won't use it lol.

Idea is to do a little simple path to it and plant some things around it.

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Beautiful colour. ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Wow, that is stunning!!

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can hear the Mazzy Star influence but her voice is so different.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alright. What a fucking week.

Now I need to find something to do tomorrow night that's cheap.

Open to suggestions if anyone has any.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Theoretically you were coming to mine to whoop Racer's butt at MarioKart...

Sweet. I'll be there :)

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

My credit card balance and my own calculations are not agreeing with each other. Looks like line by line analysis will be required. I think that can wait until tomorrow though, I'm far too busy digesting lunch for that sort of nonsense now.

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On my way home from a work social event at Prison Island in docklands, pretty cool set up they have! Kinda like a whole bunch of mini escape rooms but with a good mix of stuff not just same old puzzles. Some physical stuff mixed in

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh I hadn't heard of Prison Island before!! Is it kinda like a VR sim but with more teamwork built in? Or more towards an escape room? I've heard about VR zombie Shooters popping up but they scare me.

More escape room than that. But it has things like that big floor with changing coloured squares you have to dodge the red ones and stomp on the green ones

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mexican hot chocolate please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿซ

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[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A super moist vanilla slice and a flat white please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿคค

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How long does it take a tax return to process usually?

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

1 to 2 weeks.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

i kid you not, I think we've had some snow here, very fine, melts before it hits the ground

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Work inbox down to 7 emails. To dos done. No work this weekend.

What is this life? Cheers kiddies ๐Ÿธ

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Anyone have a sliding doors moment they want to share? Or is it too late for that kinda q?

If I hadn't decided to tell my house mate the truth about my drug use, he never would have told me he believed in me, which was the catalyst to getting where I am now.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If I hadn't have made the decision to go against my ex, and go get beers with my coworkers, I would never have left them at all. My one small rebellion against his insecurities and desire to control everything I do, led me to breaking up with them that very night (late October 2018).

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

If I hadn't realised sea rocks are really nice to look at and can prop up a clothesline and a birdbath I'd have more of them.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

two that I can think of

when my FIL said something so batshit insane I realised that moment he and the rest of the fam were in a cult

and then much later doing CBT when my doc showed me that the people i thought cared for me had never done a nice or kind or supportive thing ever ( I am lucky I am past that , I have the seagoons now ๐Ÿ˜Š )

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which is why I'm staying in here

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am desperate for a long beach walk but weather is windy , maybe just a short one and all rugged up

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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