Look man I just want to watch a specacular sweaty display of raw physical prowess and honed grace by some ultra- fit, genetically blessed people whose performance I could never possibly measure up to, what's supposed to be cuckold-coded about that?

Not necessarily, you don't need to have a partner to like to watch, but you need one to be a cuck.

Stop thinking about sex & watch the sweaty bodies do battle. Be happy they wear clothing now