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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 131 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

FYI a normal human can count to 31 on one hand using binary.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

and China has well established hand gesture for 0-9 on one hand.

and even if you don't know that, it's quite easy to count to 12 using finger segments.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I have a well-established hand gesture for 1!

[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Impressive! In binary with one Hand you cant even count to 5!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

that's why you can't count that high, with one hand.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You should see my binary hand gesture for 4!

[–] Shitbrains@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I chuckled at 4 (my favorite number!) when I just tried out counting to 31

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

FYI anyone counting in binary on their hand(s) is decidedly not a normal human.

[–] Shitbrains@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Now I had to try it out and I'm very proud of how each finger played along

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

You mean !normal.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Use ternary. Up, down, half bent. I think that gets you to 242

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Use decimal but with 10 different bend angles per finger.

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 weeks ago

Or 14 if you use knuckles in Arabic

[–] diablicja@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

A normal person can do it. Only abnormal ones actually do.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Akshully, they would be counting to 11,111. That's nearly 100,000!

[–] dudeface@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Rather than assigning each finger the same value of 1, assign them values of 1, 2, 4, 8, and 16. Then there's some combination of fingers that can represent any value from 0 to 1+2+4+8+16=31. It's like using digits to count instead of tally marks.

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[–] markz@suppo.fi 11 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

32 different combinations.

2⁵ = 32.

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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago

A five-bit value can contain any number from 0-31. So if you treat your fingers as bits...

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] robogeek@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Sumerians, 4-5000ya counted to 12 on one hand. 4 fingers with 3 sections each with the thumb as a pointer. Then the other hand counted off 5x12 which gave us yhe hexadecimal system of counting which is still in use today.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I can count to 31 in one hand in binary. It's not a super useful skill, but it's won me a bar bet more than once.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I want to go to the kinds of bars where counting in binary wins bets. Most of the time it's things like "open a beer bottle with your eye socket".

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Sexagesimal, hexadecimal is base 16. You could say that simply improving on mathematics lead to the hexadecimal system eventually but they did not create the hexadecimal system.

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this something that can be easily taught? Could you teach us how to do this?

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Use your thumb to "point" (touch) a section of your index finger, middle finger, ring finger, pinky...now move up a section of the finger.

Tada you learned it.

The other hand goes 1 when you maxed out your finger sections, then 2 when you do it again where one equals 12 and 2 equals 24 etc.

There's really nothing to it, no research needed...just attempt to mimic what the comment describes and you're there.

not great, not terrible.

[–] fearlessseraphim@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine what masturbation with that bad boy must be like!!! Hoooooooooo baby!

[–] univers3man@piefed.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The joke is he had 8 fingers, which is a mutation from living near Chornobyl.

[–] fearlessseraphim@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

oh shii, I see

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

lol, I guess I was wrong then - I was about to say that OP seems to think the joke is a lot more difficult (with the post title and 'wait what' reaction) than it actually is.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I can't verify anything but it seems to me if you want to know everything you could possibly know about the disaster, "That Chernobyl guy" is the place to go.

[–] jaschen@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

In Taiwan, we can count to 10 on one hand.

[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

My favorite insult of all time involves telling someone to go count their dick

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Fun fact you can count to 27 if you cut your hand and count the bones.

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[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I can count entirely on one hand with ASL. 1-10 are static hand positions

[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 3 points 3 weeks ago

Lol, very good set up

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can and do count to 10 on one hand. I just use ASL numbers

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I can count to twelve on one hand like the Babylonians

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can count to 31 using binary numbers!

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[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

12 distinctions on one hand and 4 on the other doesn't seem too smart to me... I'm with the binary crowd.

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