how does quitting and running again absolves him from any ethic or criminal investigation?
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2026
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It doesn't. He is hoping that by re-winning the seat with a huge margin will buy him enough political capital to push any investigation away. Like Trump did by winning in 2024.
If he does win it back, it'd be safe to declare the people of Clacton as dumb and violent as Americans.
It'd be hilarious if Count Binface mounted a successful enough campaign to actually make Farage nervous.
Count Binface winning this thing would be a genuine sign of hope.
I've long said Britain should return to the nobility.
But only if they wear bins on their head.
I can't believe I never made the link before.
This is me age 1:
I was raised as a Bin. I am finally able to reconnect with my destiny.
Thank you, Count Binface.
MP material right there.
That's his thinking but he won't be President (aka King of the USA) by rewinning. He won't have any powers to dismantle checks and balances like Trump does. He'll still need to face the music as a shit MP afterwards. This would only delay things a little.
It will buy him a little time to hide some other things he's been involved in, before they also come under scrutiny.
He's promised to give us Ceefax back. Instant capture of the hearts of millennials and older.
I watched the interview the BBC did with him and it was great. If I were a resident of Clacton, I'd vote for him with no hesitation.
Plus, if he wins, he'll help the local council save roughly £400k.
As a USian, I had to look up Ceefax. It was all over the comments and now I understand better why people are on about it.
I'd love to see a debate between Frogface and Binface.
Voting for count binface is the true way to stick it to the establishment.
Lawrence Fox has also said he'll stand, but he hasn't got much of a chance, being the joke candidate.
Oh god, i forgot fox exsited, the man who failed the audtion to play the son of a role his own father was playing....