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Trump recounts missile attack by ‘Islamic Republic of Japan’ (www.asahi.com)

submitted 3 months ago by schizoidman@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[-] Korkki@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's like anuddah pearl harbor

[-] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Leaked from Walter Reed.

[-] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 months ago

Oh man, I just woke up in the middle of the night, and in ~~perhaps~~ most definitely a stupid move, I immediately grabbed my phone and continued scrolling Lemmy.

This post's title was the first thing I read, within like 10 seconds of waking up, and I didn't yet clock the actual sentence, but my brain still went "Wait, what?" when I read "Islamic Republic of Japan".

So, apparently still more awake than Trump is in the middle of the day...

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

As a unitedstatesian, I am unable to take my own government seriously, and I fully empathize with any non-US humans who feel the same way

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

As a non-unitedstatesian, I'd have to say: you don't empathize with us; we empathize with you.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

At any rate, we’re on the same page 😅

[-] NM_Gringo@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

konnichiwa infidels! We rain death on you with a side of wasabi!

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Something something 25th now!

[-] peppersnail@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

https://youtu.be/KxQ0LoEwQGQ?is=vkZ65ay-KCb45hJm

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Did we get a response from Actual Japan? 😆

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