this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026
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No Stupid Questions

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[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Easy resolution. The wife must have friends. At least one of them single. Have her friend come over. They both get naked. The wife takes her time licking her friends pussy. When satisfied, as a reward for her friend, the husband ass fucks her. Takes her in the ass because fucking her pussy would be cheating

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I like the idea of the wife arranging to have a sleep-over with a friend and the husband knowingly taking a trip or going somewhere to do something fun

while this is happening so there's a quantum-superposition type situation where nobodies hiding what is or could be happening but nobody asks and its arguably more sexualy compelling for both to maintain the "secret"

Nothing else need change, its many guys fantasy anyway much less being allowed to witness or participate in the proceedings

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Theres an elegance to this solution i cant put my finger on. Very King Solomonesque

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 weeks ago

Hahaha

You. I like you.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 3 points 3 weeks ago

This is the way. Or, the hubby could get a blowjob while the wife is whistling through the wheat fields.

Also not cheating. πŸ˜‡

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

as a reward [for her friend]...husband ass fucks her

This definitely happens 🀣

[–] Stampy@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

There was a rumour that Marilyn Manson had some ribs removed to perform felatio on himself. Not sure if it would work for chicks tho. Or you could go to a swingers club or install a dating app, but that’s a lot of work…

[–] msokiovt@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

Easily: Don't let that woman eat pussy. Leave her be, as that's weird.