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You Don't Surf

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[–] LetsplesureONE@feddit.org 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We are talking about Chess, right?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Yeah, discussing classic mating positions with my queen.

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not the only one who thought that's what the joke was about?

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She’s a busy girl with three working offices.

[–] eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Orifices*

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 17 points 1 month ago

That’s the joke.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are some of them sealed? Can she not hear or smell or see?

... does she have a cloaca?

[–] MurphysPaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Available openings

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That was not specified.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

I can't give her a wet willy?

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is anyone else seeing this? What is... I mean, I just can't ignore it.

[–] MrShankles@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Lol... I assume it's a shadow, but now I can't unsee it

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't nostrils count?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I could've sworn that the standard model had (not counting pores) 10