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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's a .22, but the mag holds 1500 rounds.

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Perfect for those states with 10 round restricted magazine sizes. That way you can have 99.4% blocked space in your mag!

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Like anyone could afford to carry around all 1500 anyways. It's about having the capability, not actually doing so.

[–] Echo5@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Nah, add a Steam Deck instead.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean it could be a metal storm experiment, you could probably get several thousand sub .30 cal rounds in that thing and since it's metal storm you could dispense them at like 5k rps.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Hell, there's room for at least 25 barrels in there. Each barrel would only have to do 200 rps. Probably wouldn't even melt.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Handy note: This is real. Something very much like it, anyway.

[–] kaykay@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you need a concealed carry permit for that or nah?

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know you’re joking, but I’m going to answer this anyway.

This would be considered constitutional carry in Texas and would be legal to do in public with no license whatsoever. Gotta keep your hand off it though otherwise it could be considered criminally threatening.

[–] kaykay@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

I was joking yeah but thank you for taking the time to write an actual answer anyway because that was a legit cool piece of trivia!

I'm now sitting here with the mental image of some guy unironically waddling around Texas wearing this and equally oversized cowboy hat and boots (for balance) and it's way funnier than my joke was :D

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's how you shoot your dick off

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Along with the rest of the lower half of your body.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I know someone who did that. Sort of a cousin's uncle's nephew's brother's roomate sort of situation, a guy I knew through a chain of other people. He didn't shoot his dick off, but he did lose a testicle.

Which is bad enough.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Wicked bad case of glock finger.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Probably still get you shot by the cops.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago

Glock 1,000,000

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

9mm?

Nah, son. 9 foot.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Finally, an arm for bears.

"He's Wiz and Iiiiiii'mmm boomstick" was my first thought

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I read this as broomstick, trying to figure out how you would fly on it

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Aim at the ground & pull the trigger.

[–] botbot@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Oh, thanks!

[–] nycvin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe thats just a really small dude with a normal sized glock.

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Overcompensating