this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2026
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[–] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is misinformation, you should not listen to OP

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Surely you jest. They would never do anything so devious!

[–] cm0002@libretechni.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No brother, I have witnessed it with my own eyes brother!

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Strawman! You need to cote your sources.

[–] cabillaud@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

One bad apple, surely.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Catphishing.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not just cats. The dogs have learned to lie, too. I had one literally cross its heart and hope to die that it had never eated a morsel of food in its entire life.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's how I talk to my cat.

"Meow!"

"Really?"

"MEEEOOOWW!"

"Oh my goodness, never in your whole life?"

"MEEEEEEEEOOOOWWW!!"

"Ok then let's get you fed, you poor thing."

Alms... alms for the poor... alms...

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ABCatMom@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

I, for one, am shocked.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Would a cat actually do that? Just tell lies?

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

most of the times they are just bored...

[–] Pistachio@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Did a dog write this? Surely its just propaganda for GoodBoyPAC