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[–] shinysquirrel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

wasn't there some girl that froze herself at 25 years old?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

There are two frozen accidents I recall in which both women survived. One the (twenty-sonething-year-old?) lady was walking home but was getting too cold and couldn't make it so stopped at a friend's house but couldn't make it to the door, or she was knocking & ringing doorbell and nobody answered, something like that. She froze to death in the front yard, all living processes ceased, but her body froze in such a way that when she was found the next day & taken to the hospital, thawed, her bodily processes began to resume and she made a full recovery with no lasting effects from the trauma.

Similar outcome experienced by some other lady who fell through the ice in a frozen lake.