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[-] sober_monk@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

I knew a person who didn't take any of his wristbands off for like seven years. Had a nice sleeve by the end. Shit was rancid.

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Dude needed to clean and occasionally bleach them

[-] LordMayor@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago

The kids with multiple ski resort tags on their jackets are not impressed.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 1 month ago

The trick is to put them on a key ring not directly on the zipper so you can transfer them between jackets

[-] Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

When I was a wee pup (probably six years old), the water park in the next town over used the same kind of bracelet as the hospital admissions.

We could never afford a trip, so one day after a brief stay in the hospital I kept my bracelet so I could tell my school chums about the great time I had at the water park.

In February.

[-] cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

When I was a wee pup

Username does NOT check out

[-] Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

This is going to blow your mind:

Meow

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

13 year old me that went to a concert last night and still has giant x’s on my hands

[-] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Those were hard to get off

[-] remon@ani.social 7 points 1 month ago

I had a Rock am Ring wrist band that I wore for over a decade until it quite literally just fell off due to decay.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This reminds me of walking around college on a Friday and seeing a few freshmen with the wristband still on from bar hopping the night before

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