I like to mix whipped cream vodka with strawberry-watermelon flavored Mio, and it's distinctively red. I'm gonna start calling it "Health Potion".
Ask your doctor if it's right for you.
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TIL whipped cream flavoured vodka is a thing
I once accidentally got raspberry flavored vodka. Never again. Strongly avoid. 0/5 stars.
It ended up tasting like bubble gum. Which is fine if you’re taking one little sip. If you’re actually planning on drinking that shit, then no. Of course this was Smirnoff. Other brands like Absolute do more subtle flavors which aren’t too bad. They do some citrus flavors. Grey Goose citrus is ok too. But Smirnoff is like FUCK IT, here’s some RASPBERRY MOTHERFUCKER. You will taste like a bubble gum headache.
For some reason I read it as "vodka (flavored) whipped cream" until this comment. I wonder if that exists.
In theory, vodka isn't supposed to have a flavor, so that should just be normal whipped cream.
It isn’t supposed to have a flavor beyond that of ethanol.
You can’t make the hydrocarbon taste like water.
Spiked whipped cream is definitely a thing, if thats what you mean. I can get it around here, but they have flavors other than just vodka. Chocolate, vanilla, orange cream, mint. There might be unflavored ones I’m not familiar with. :)
Whipped cream spiked with brandy is traditional on christmas pudding (a dense fruitcake that's been steeped in brandy for months. It's steamed right before serving, at which point it's then set on fire) in the uk.
Flavored vodkas were really popular a few years ago, I’m not a big drinker so I didn’t get into it but I had friends who had like six or seven different flavors of vodka on hand for various applications. Crazy shit like toasted marshmallow, skittles, and shit like that.
That was my first experience with alcohol, in the woods at college. Whipped cream vodka and root beer.
Wait I bet that slaps
Oh my
It's delicious.
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Gods gift to man. This with a plate of proper sausages will cure all ails
Gatorade with vodka is fucking horrible, in case anyone needed to know.
So's cough syrup but sometimes it's just what you need
Whaaat? The green one is pretty okay. Thins it out.
My experience was from back in the day when your main options were red, orange, and yellow. I think I've tried the green apple and it wasn't the worst thing
The cucumber lime might be pretty decent. The michelob cactus lime beer is super refreshing, especially after yard work.
I think we're mixing terms on green/yellow. When I said green I meant the lime/lemon/citrus original flavor of Gatorade.
When mixed with vodka it creates an almost recognizability "margarita" flavor which works (at least for me)
But will it restore 2d4?
It restores... something. You are not sure what.
To die for?
A random number between 2 and 8.
It is shorthand for two four sided dice
I know.
This but coach is saying "Red 40"
Also a good cure for cynical asshole according to South Park.
Ah yes, my university days 🤭