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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I hope from gives him a fourteen hour long blank video.

[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm going to pray to Jah every night that he follows through on this train wreck of a movie.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I believe the idea is "never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake." If he wants to task mecha-hitler with making a movie that will flop because he can't handle people that aren't his favorite color, let him. It's better than letting him spend that money on more orphan crushing machines.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

So like a Nazi Odyssey?

[–] kudra@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Maybe he actually meant Biblically accurate? The two are quite easily confused, after all.

Also, remember DeepDream?

Like that.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

@gork is thid real???2

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

He couldn't do a worse job tbh. They are wearing pants in that movie, the Greeks thought only effeminate barbarians wore those.

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 7 points 4 days ago

This would be a real triumph of the will.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

lol impossible because it’s fiction.

But go ahead and try, I’d love to pirate it to laugh at

C’mon phony stark, I know you’re in a k hole right now but let’s get you home and into bed

[–] mrsilkworm@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago
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