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[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I would like to be in the room filming him as he makes these insane prompts to grok while he's in a khole. Could probably make a really good doc like hearts of darkness out of it.

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The Odyssey is a work of fiction. It's a heroic epic, not a history. How do you make a historically accurate version of fictional oral poetry?

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Well you see he's stupid and can't tell the difference between fiction and reality

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hire a historian to give a no-nonsense talk about the history of ideas Homer used. Believers in Greek gods and countries mentioned were definitely real. We don't know nearly as much about them as Homer did but we know Odysseus wouldn't encounter supernatural beings and can conjecture what these themes were inspired by.

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[–] Steve@communick.news 129 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

The Odyssey is fictional story.
Does he think magic and giants and gods are historically accurate?

What about a historically accurate version of Harry ~~Potter~~ Dresden?

[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (8 children)

I do think it’s still fair to consider the very likely possibility that there’s a fair amount of truth contained within the story though (obviously not all the supernatural stuff, but still). That’s definitely the case with the Iliad; Troy was literally discovered in modern-day Türkiye in the 1800s.

All the crazy stuff in it is probably at least in part a result of its origin as an oral tradition instead of written text. The story being passed down across generations of memorizers without any hard reference to go off of tends to make for a really long game of telephone.

None of this is to humour Musk by the way. I just think this topic is interesting in general.

[–] homes@piefed.world 64 points 4 days ago (3 children)

New York City is a real place that exists, but that doesn’t make the Avengers films any less fictional.

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[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 22 points 4 days ago

JK Rowling is a bigoted cunt, and her content doesn't deserve even a sliver of acknowledgement.

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 13 points 4 days ago

Does he think magic and giants and gods are historically accurate?

Would you put it past him? The guy is so high most of the day he probably thinks the sparkle fairy brings him a coffee every morning.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 54 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Um, the Odyssey is fiction. It literally can't be "historically accurate".

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 62 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a dog whistle for casting only white people and no queer actors. If something has a racist angle, assume that's the one Musk means

[–] Senal@programming.dev 42 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the famously pale ancient Greeks who definitely only engaged in the "correct" kinds of relationships.

If he isn't an actual fucking idiot, he's a premium rate actor.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

(Looks at the history of Musk in the public eye)

I'm gonna say it's the idiot one. All the moron had to do was keep his mouth shut and keep paying to buy the founder title of other market disruptors and he'd've been the next Henry Ford (literal nazi that Americans remember fondly cause he was "pro-labor" (threw labor a bone to disrupt union efforts))

Instead, we now all know he's an evil idiot with an ego problem.

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 days ago (6 children)

what next ? historically accurate Star Wars ?

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[–] shiftymccool@piefed.ca 10 points 3 days ago

Melting shit candle makes plopping noises that sound like words

[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 64 points 4 days ago (2 children)

With historically accurate cyclops, scylla, charybdis, sirens and ghost of Agamemnon...

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[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Why are we okay with every robin hood movie being an interpretation, but all the sudden the oddesy needs to be historically perfect?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] wide_eyed_stupid@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (5 children)

And because "ewwww trans person."

It's all just so pathetic.

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[–] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Elon will run his mouth for a while, then forget about this.

He will never follow through.

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[–] wagesj45@fedia.io 43 points 4 days ago

Elon Musk says

ok

[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

he should buy memphis the water treatment plant he promised so grok can stop using AQUIFER DRINKING WATER for cooling.

fuck elon i hope he gets pancreatic cancer and 4 flat tires on his ride home.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

How is this a "threat"? What would be the dire consequences if he did?

"Offers" is the right word here.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can't wait to see a historically accurate Polyphemus.

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[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 33 points 4 days ago

Thank GOD! I HOPE he can do the Same with Avengers so we can FINALLY get a HISTORICALLY Accurate version of THAT too!

[–] xenomor@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can’t wait to see what a historically accurate cyclops looks like.

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is not oniony, this is just yet another "Elon musk says"

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[–] Jason2357@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago

Not enough gay sex, I'm guessing?

[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is this because they made Helen of Troy black

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[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You don't need to make en entire fantasy film to show us that historically accurate cyclops, Elon!

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 20 points 4 days ago

Wait till he finds out how many twinks were in the Odyssey.

And he wants to do it all with AI, of course, because he has even less talent and creativity than a rotting dog turd.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I have a feeling he wouldn't wanna hear about Caeneus

The Lapith Caeneus was originally a young woman named Caenis and the favorite of Poseidon, who changed her into a man at her request, and made Caeneus into an invulnerable warrior

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago

Bring back Troy McClure and his cologne, Smellin of Troy.

You may remember him from such classics like "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly".

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Will white republican Jesus be in it too?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Did they replace supply-side jesus already?

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