...but what about the other witches?
Murse
Guys you can't base your worldview on one expert's opinion! We need peer review!
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eats cheese
Spanish speaking dude at my last work was talking about Trump, and said something akin to "he's got the mierdas touch!"
Mierda is the Spanish word for "shit".
Fuckin 10/10.
*looks outside*
Um... the, uh... well the good news is I think I know when we can schedule that meeting!
Same character, different fiction.
Idr if this was a feature that made it into a real OS or just a concept that never came to be, but...
I recall reading about a duress pin that instead of deleting stuff, just booted up normally... but to basically a separate user profile. From the non-duress profile you could choose features that would be shared between the two, like texts or call history of specific people, browser history, photo albums, etc.
So "sure officer, it's 5224" would open up a phone profile that looks convincingly used, with nice long trails of cat memes and chatter with your gaming buddies about your favorite franchise enshittifying, and so on.
Punch in your real pin to unlock it though, and it's got full access to everything, including data you want to keep private.
...and, uh, if any of you are designing a mobile OS right now, here's your feature suggestion!
~~isn't~~ shouldn't be*
Their mood is a major determining factor in their target's ability to stay out of prison.
Due process is dead.
I've come to believe that was actually a typo. The correct title is "land of the fee".
Afaik the English version of the lore has always been 'he'. The original story according to the original language though, idk.
...I'd guess the original also used masculine pronouns though, mostly because of the whole triune thing - their 'god' is actually three critters rolled into one. There's the 'father' or what most people mean by the word 'god', the 'son' or 'Jesus', and 'the holy spirit' which is basically The Force from Star Wars.
I don't recall a sex or gender ever being assigned to The Force, but even if it is canonically female, the sausage fest from the other two would still tip the scales into 'he/him' territory.
They/them is probably the most accurate even of the lore itself doesn't use it - between the three, god is gender fluid. Volatilely so if we're going with the kaleidoscopic dance in the pants that is my preferred head canon (there's nothing in that book that suggests this isn't the case, and believing based on the lack of disproof is the whole basis for their cult in the first place, so I'm rolling with it!).
Stop 'questioning orders' and start acting on your oath to destroy all enemies of the US foreign and fucking domestic. Idly following the orders of a domestic enemy isn't a good look - engage that fucker the same way you do any other enemy of the US.
This is literally your job.
I think you might actually be god.
I've only served on jury duty once, and it was kinda fucked up. Child abuse case, and we were all kinda on the fence leaning toward defendant was guilty, but the evidence presented was just absolute dogshit. Lots of reasonable doubts.
Found the dude not guilty on the premise that we'd rather let a guilty piece of shit off the hook than risk convicting someone who's innocent, but it felt real fuckin icky to give that verdict over what was most likely just a lazy investigation by the cops.
Hope the kid turned out okay... must have absolutely zero faith in the legal system because of that.