We're making jokes, but is this a kid held in the President's bathroom?
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2026
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I think this may be from the Epstein files
This is exactly what a genie would do
Like all the wishes in Bedazzled.
Well, she was the devil but I get your point.
Or wishmaster
That's on you for not being clear. Genie shit 101.
"Piss on me, genie"
Yeah, can't trust a genie ever, you ask them for a billion euros they just cranks up inflation to infinity.
Timmy Turner had the right idea. Norm (MacDonald) the Genie kept fucking him over on his wishes so he got an attorney to write up his final wish in the form of an airtight contract.
Genie just ends the worlds. If there's no world, there's no contract.
The look of sheer sadness on the guy's face is just the cherry on top of the cake.
Well you know it's clean at least because Trump shits his pants before ever getting there.
a golden shower? he wants to piss?
The exact opposite, my friend! He wants to be pissed on.
Imagine him getting all agitated about his dream persons/characters entering his place only to do minor plumbing/decoration and leave.
Looks like someone didn’t use a wish audit
It could've been worse. Much worse
I think, that was the wish