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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Next you're going to tell me people don't have to wait until 4:20 to smoke weed

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it’s always 4:20 somewhere

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That's.....not how timezones work, with the minutes.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One of the best memes right here

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Akshchually .... A few of them are offset by 30 or 45 minues.

https://www.timeanddate.com/time/time-zones-interesting.html

More opportunities for 4:20

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But there still a lof of time when its not 4:20 somewhere

I take my time by the sun.or moon, as the occasion presents.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Take another toke and it'll make sense

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Wait. What???

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Easy for you to say.

But I've developed a fear of uncooked lettuce.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Im sure they can microwave your lettuce for you, if you ask.

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tacos shouldn't have lettuce...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tacos can have anything. You tale your leftovers, put them in a fresh tortilla, give it a quick BAM! from your spice weasel and BAM! you've got a taco

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I gotta get a screenshot of this notch upknocking

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But I like the alliteration.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then how about this:

Taco Time, Today!

[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 4 points 1 day ago

When is burrito day?

We have Taco every time the strait is open … or close … or when the reflecting pool is filled or emptied … or …

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No you can't. You can't even have tacos on Tuesday. Tacos have lettuce in them.

Nobody in 2026 is going to eat lettuce.

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know, this might be shocking to hear for you, but other countries outside the US exist.

People that grow their own are probably really popular and/or smug right about now.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, but if you have it whenever you want, it becomes less special

Enchiladas are the special one

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

We do tacos multiple times a week, because why is there a specific day for such bliss? (Edit: I mean this in the broad context, not in the historical context of the origins in a marketing scheme.)

[–] TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Started as a promotional thing to increase traffic to Mexican restaurants in America.

Tuesday is the slowest day of the week for eating out in America, at least back when this marketing scheme launched.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know but we're talking about modern uses, why constrain your life to marketing campaigns?

What're you, some kind of communist?

[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because some restaurants have deals for taco Tuesday so it may be worth it to some to wait to save some money.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Save some money and learn to make them yourself.

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Didn’t Taco Bell bully a small taco shop in New Mexico into releasing the trademark on “Taco Tuesday”, saying it’s such a household term that it should be free for everyone to use. Then they snatched the trademark up immediately and started using it and enforcing it

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Friday is the typical taco day in Norway. If you're in the northern US or Canada, I'm pretty sure you have valid reason to adopt this proud tradition from the old country.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago