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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 hours ago

I spend every moment in can in my Basement. I paid for it, im gonna use it!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

The only explanation I've heard that makes sense is when it's running a business out of the home and you have clients/customers coming and going. The increase in traffic is not accounted for in their insurance and blah blah. Extending that to WFH is either someone not understanding some landlord's rights posts they read on some dark corner of the internet or, I don't know, idiocy? Either way you're signaling you'll be a problem landlord.

[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 16 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

This guy isn't a landlord. Property's degrade far quicker and worse when left unoccupied for long periods of time. Leaks go unreported. Water freezes in the pipe. Air becomes damp and mold takes over. Squatters move in and trash the place.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

That guy is an idiot, which as far as I can tell is all the prerequisites needed to be a leech.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

If all landlords knew that, there wouldn't be an "unoccupied houses to homelessness" ratio, tbf.

[–] pleiades@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 hours ago

Won't someone think of the landlords? They're the real heroes who run society, without them no one would have a place to live! /s

[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Mao had the right idea about landlords

[–] DudleyMason@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 hours ago

I always thought he was entirely too kind to them.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 19 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, you're renting, but that doesn't mean you can just live in it.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 14 points 16 hours ago

Yeah, hi, um... Fuckface McParasite... You have literally zero fucking say over what people do in their home you fucking moron. If that means your precious fucking lightswitches wear out faster, too bad, so sad.

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago

Says the man who fixes every problem with white paint.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 18 hours ago

So you rent an apartment, but are only allowed to be there a certain amount of hours per day? What's next, every 5min you have to listen to ads? Only allowed to use the toilet 3 times a day, otherwise the toilet door hinges will wear too fast?

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 29 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

So, we get rent discounts for going on vacation then right?

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I turn on the light maybe 20 minutes a day for eating and maybe finding something. Do I get a discount because I like to live in the dark?

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

As a fellow creature of the night, I keep my windows and blinds closed at all times, that's cutting down on both UV and other weather damage.

Check please.

[–] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Is this legally enforceable? Or can we just lie?

[–] pineapple@lemmy.ml 5 points 13 hours ago

No, they can see with the in wall camera they installed.

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 83 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

A landlord complaining about having to do their job? Shocked

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 26 points 22 hours ago

Landlords just don't want to work anynore

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 30 points 23 hours ago

Based on every landlord I've seen, they're complaining about not doing their job twice as much

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 9 points 22 hours ago

In the most charitable interpretation, the rent price only barely covers the wear and tear without wfh, but we all know that's not true.

[–] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 56 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Damn, poor landlord will have to spend a little bit more of my fucking money to fix it.

[–] mrmacduggan@lemmy.ml 25 points 21 hours ago

Yeah. When they complain I always want to ask them "Really? What did you do with the last $2,000 I gave you?" like a disappointed father.

[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Upvote for landbastard

So much woe is me with these fuckers. If it's so terrible being a landlord then sell up and get a job.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 35 points 23 hours ago

Well, if you think that's bad you should get a job

[–] cannedheat@lemmy.ml 17 points 20 hours ago

If I'm paying rent, I'll be in the unit as often as I damn well please. Simple as.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 10 points 19 hours ago

Let me play a dirge using the worlds smallest violin

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 22 points 22 hours ago

You can live in the home you pay rent for, but only during certain hours.

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't a light switch 99¢ or less especially if you buy a pack of 10 ? This does not justify a $200/month increase if you WFH like I saw in an ad. I wasn't sure it was a joke or not

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

A decent switch will run you about $2.48USD. Not sure about contractor packs but I’m sure it’s cheaper. Your point still stands.

[–] RusAD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 16 hours ago

As if a landlord would ever buy a decent switch and not the absolute cheapest one

[–] klep@lemmy.ml 8 points 19 hours ago
[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Just rent by the hour like in brothel L-MAO 土改 now

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 18 points 23 hours ago

Can I be unemployed from home? UFH

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

So they don’t rent to stay at home parents either then right???

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Raise the rents on home schoolers too, that's extra wear and tear.

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 15 points 23 hours ago

genuinely cant tell if this is ragebait or not

[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Just to check, this isn't someone pretending to be a poor landlord complaining about themselves being at home all day?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 21 hours ago

Just wait until I get my package of live termites in the mail! I ordered it off of amazon while I was working from home!

[–] CyroSignal@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago