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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh man, massive wait at Bay City Burrito tonight. Something must have gone wrong. Everyone else had the same idea as us; going to BCB then the dropout show. There were half hour waits for some people, so we ended up joining a procession of refunds as we had to leave for the show. The vibe was real sombre so I hope it's not a regular occurrence

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I stopped going to Glenny Kebabs because of the popularity. Quality went down, time and price went up.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 2 points 13 hours ago

When we walked in there was a lot of people, which was a bit of a red flag. It wasn't until after we ordered someone came up to ask about their food because they'd been waiting half an hour. Perfect setup for a hellworld situation.

We might have to go up the road to Radio Mexico instead

[โ€“] lowtheseal@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Glenny Kebabs... came out the wrong end for a friend and I some years ago. Not going back

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 2 points 23 hours ago

Woof, there's a throwback

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Reasons Boyo is a bad influence: "Hell yeah, babe! Get tipsy in the city and go shopping, I'll come pick you up after!"

So that's my plan for next Friday!

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Don't get drunk in minotaur thats how i ended up with animatronic tribbles

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Now that just sounds encouraging.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

nah,. you have to physically flip a switch to make them cut between coo purrs and klingon shrieks. Low level tech.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 23 hours ago

Shopping when tipsy tends to result in absurd quantities of Lego, buy a granny cart first ๐Ÿ˜œ

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

My ears are driving me CRAZY and I can't wait to get them cleaned tomorrow. I've been using drops for a week and one finally popped this afternoon... only to close back over ten minutes ago.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Bay City Burrito in St Kilda has the most backrooms coded toilet I've been to. And that's saying something for the places you need to go to around here

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Picked up some National Pies pies... they are fantastic eating and don't need an hour in the (traditional) oven to cook. Yum.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

An hour? Hell no.

Family secret recipe - Frozen meat pie - microwave for 5 minutes then airfryer for 5 minutes or oven for 10 or until it looks good.

Party pies are 4 minutes in microwave.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

I'm so behind with air fryers I just don't have the counter space or storage. But I've locked this away in memory for then.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In the biz that's called cheating :)

We call it A Hot Breakfast.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

new nail stickers have landed

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Omg I LOVE them!!! They're lovely!! That silver underneath is divine, mind telling me what it is?

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

colour by tbn no. 143 seeing stars

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Thank you, it's so pretty!! It's nail painting night for me tonight, now just to pick a colour!

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dreamt Bill Cat was a friendly pet snake and I took him everywhere cradled in my arms. I also dreamt I really needed to pee.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hate pee dreams so much.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Same. I always wake up and think "wait did I actually pee the bed oh god"

I haven't, but it's only a matter of time lol maybe I should start those pelvic floor muscles exercises ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

DT Pelvic Floor Exercise Group, here we come!

Never too late to start.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

You are now doing kegels

If you want awesome orgasms, you start right now.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

this time I dreamt I had an accident ๐Ÿซ 

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Having some fun with the Pocket 4 and these plush toy dogs we got in for a campaign. I hope everything comes out alright in the edit

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Blasting the Vampire Lestat album The Failures. She bangs, folks. She bangs.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yakitori chicken hearts please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ’›

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Toasted ham & egg sammo and coffee please chef.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅชโ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] notgold@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just coffee. Make it a double

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

โ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wonton soup with XO please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฒโšซ๏ธ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Oooh I needed that!

[โ€“] briongloid@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is the aussie.zone instance having trouble loading for anyone else?