Katy Perry Gets Trapped in Giant Bottle During Performance as Fans Ignore Her Pleas To Roll Her Back (www.fashiontimes.co.uk)

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[-] houndeyes@toast.ooo 17 points 2 months ago

Oh no! I pray she's alright.

[-] ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

xkcd comic #211
xkcd.com/211

First person to bring me ~~Wayne Coyne~~ Katy Perry in a ~~hamster ball~~ plastic bottle gets ~~a free t-shirt~~ to join the barbeque! ~~He gets one too.~~ She gets to, as well. ;)

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I ate the not the onion

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