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[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 2 weeks ago
[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Look at Ms. Moneybags; I’ve seen pastry chefs go into that much debt in culinary schools just to make $30,000/year!

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds like a really bad choice in school and career to go into. Bakers are already broke before college.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I could put my penis on a cake in three years and it would sell for forty thousand dollars. The cake, not my penis, I mean. My penis would never be worth that much. Three nickels at best, and that would have to be on a Tuesday.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

A person's worth cannot be fairly measured in dollars.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

try applying for a mortgage

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] grandel@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

And for everything else, there's Mastercard®️

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Willkommen bei der Schufa, würden sie gerne ihren Sozialen Kreditpunktestand abrufen?

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Wages always weirded me out. Wdym 1 hour of work, regardless of output, is worth $20 or whatever? No one outside of a corporate environment could rent me for $20 to do an hoir of work, but i also do that every week of the year.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

And that's not what this meme is about.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not fairly, no, but unfortunately in many cases that's exactly how it's measured.

but their stupidity often can!

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca -2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yes it can, it's done all the time, this is cope.

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Kids in general are usually worth a lot, if you know the market, of course.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Username.... Hopefully doesn't check out!?!? 🫪

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yea, I'm Epstein's boss. I'm also Q and the 48th n 50th president of the United States, seeing as how I'm the second coming of the Christ, too.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

To work for someone who have trouble to write single sentence and use computer.

[–] beefmayonnaise@feddit.org -3 points 2 weeks ago

At least the YouTube kid has done something for his money.