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too busy brainrotting
(lemmy.nz)
fuck being productive
For real. I’m too busy producing dopamine.
I'm pooping
So you certainly are producing something.
My contract says I only need to be productive until 4. Its now 4:35. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Mine doesn't list required productivity hours, just hours I need to sit here
🥺🥺🥺
Productivity is protestant propaganda. I am being entertained, which is not a waste.
It's weekend leave me alone let me enjoy stuff...
Jokes on you, I'm at work
Bugger off I've been productive enough already. Potatoes dont harvest themselves
Someone on my left?
Why is he holding a tiny mushroom?
Joke's on you, I'm retired. It's raining out right now; I might just stay in bed all day today. I can always be productive tomorrow.
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2026
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