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[-] Lemmchen@feddit.org 98 points 3 weeks ago

I hope a bullet leaves his head before he leaves office.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 26 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing wrong with getting lodged.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

I'll settle for just the entry

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[-] Davel23@fedia.io 63 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, right. Like he intends to leave office.

[-] obvs@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Thankfully, Mother Nature gets a vote.

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[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago

Dude should read into what traditional casus belli can be caused by, notably one of those things is preemptive war caused by repeated threats to invade.

[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 29 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think it will be to Denmark's advantage to attack the US. Trump is full of shit anyway.

[-] Sir_Ious@feddit.org 23 points 3 weeks ago

His diaper sure is.

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[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago

he also said...

  • Iran would take 2 weeks

  • Gas prices would be cheaper

  • The economy would be better

  • he was a "stable genius"

  • Biden and Obama were the worst presidents in history

  • he's not a pedophile

And he's 0-6 on all those.

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[-] bstix@feddit.dk 41 points 3 weeks ago
[-] dismay3915@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

Have to give it to him, guy is a peak shitposter

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 13 points 3 weeks ago

He would be so funny if he wasn't a sex pest and given the key to the diabetes kingdom

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[-] Sir_Ious@feddit.org 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Credit where credit is due: he's getting a lot of inspiration straight from his diaper.

[-] joecitizen@piefed.ca 39 points 3 weeks ago

Yanks, can you do something about this guy or what?

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 29 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry. A lot of people thought Harris was just as bad and don't like elections. Also, the quality of marksmanship has gone down significantly.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

For a country obsessed with guns everyone is a lousy shot. Unless it’s a school.

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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

Great news for Greenland. A trump "guarantee" is typically the assurance of the opposite

[-] P1nkman@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

As a European: fuck off. As a Scandinavian living in Denmark: I hope you die a slow and painful death.

[-] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

Trump can't even control his bowels, let alone Iran.

Starting a war with NATO would end the USA right now.

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[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Trump won’t even be under control of himself by the time he leaves office!

[-] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not sure even Trump's bowels will be under his control by the time he leaves office

[-] obvs@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

The news says his bowels haven't been under his control within the last few decades.

[-] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

The military won't invade a NATO member

The residents won't ever be part of the USA

Ronald Lauder of Estée Lauder wants Greenland https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/15/ronald-lauder-billionaire-donor-donald-trump-ukraine-greenland

Trump needs to be removed before he can pardon his allies

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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

In between spontaneous naps and shitting himself the demented rapist idiot, 80, pretended to be a real tough guy because his demented Klansman slum-lord father never loved him.

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[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Trump always chickens out.

[-] Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 17 points 3 weeks ago

Not even the US is under control now

[-] A_A@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

"Trump says..." : automatic downvote.

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[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

I would buy it but I wouldn't... Wait what's the one on the right??

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[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Which wont happen because he will probably fall asleep and die at the desk soon.

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[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago

It's embarrassing.

[-] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

If I were Greenland, I would go to UN or whoever they're a part of and issue an arrest warrant for Trump for all the war crimes he's committed and for all the war crimes he's blatantly announcing to the public.

[-] Sir_Ious@feddit.org 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You wouldn't, for as UN ambassador to Greenland you'd know that the U.S. has never recognised the authority of the ICC and even vowed to use military force against it should it... well, get in the way of the U.S.' lust for war crimes.

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[-] chahn.chris@piefed.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

Ha no it won’t.

[-] CarrierLost@infosec.pub 7 points 3 weeks ago

Narrator: It won’t.

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