"Good. I'm glad he's dead."
-- DJT (re: Robert Mueller)
I have posted this photo earlier...
It is a collection of small bottles of rum, all but one dedicated to a person, and when I no longer has to share my existence in this world with the person, I will toast in celebration!

Also, I have decided to treat my family to a celebration dinner at a nice restaurant when Trump falls over and stops being a problem.
I have some 25yo Scotch waiting
You might want to change it out for some 12 year old scotch. It would be more appropriate.
Badum-tsst
Don't waste the good shit on a shit person
Who are the last 2 for? I cannot read the labels
The rightmost one is Orban. Not sure who the other one is.
Edit: Oh, Murdoch maybe?
Yes, you figured it out, Murdoch and Orban.
The line to piss and shit on his grave is gonna be hella long.
They're going to have to hide it or it will be an endless stream of vandalism.
The site of Adolf Hitler's death, and of his first grave, is now a non-descript parking lot for a non-descript apartment block. This was done for exactly the opposite reason: To prevent any site from becoming a locus of commemoration.
But I certainly see your reasoning for Mr. Trump. I wonder how many people are actually there for Trump himself? How many would stick with him when he doesn't have the power to get them something?
What they should do is announce Hitler's grave. And whenever people go there for worship or whatever...it's open game on those people. Because the only good Nazi....
I don't think Hitler has a single place that is a permanent grave.
After he shot himself, his Nazi friends buried him and his wife in about 1 foot of dirt in the garden outside the bunker. (This is the place that is today a parking lot for an apartment block). The Soviet Red Army exhumed that grave within a few days and cremated the bodies and scattered them so as to not create any single place that could become a focal point for future neo-nazi movements.
The piss would be an improvement to the soil after putting the body down there.
Pissing on Trump's grave would actually just be playing into his kink. Telling people to stop pissing would be kink shaming.
At least he'll be responsible for creating a gender neutral bathroom with his name on it.
I say we put garlic round his neck and a stake in his heart to ensure he never comes back.
And just for good measure, have someone shit on his grave every 3 to 6 hours.
I'll gladly eat nothing but Taylor Farms lettuce for a week before that pilgrimage. Get a nasty case of trumporrhea to shit all over his grave

A man walked to the newspaper stand to buy a copy every single day. The man would take one look at the cover then simply throw the paper into the trash and go about his day.
Eventually the shopkeep became curious after months of this behavior and he decided to ask the guy what he was doing.
"Looking for an obituary." the man replied.
"Obituaries are in the back of the paper, not the cover." the shopkeeper said, a little confused.
"Not the obituary I'm look for." was the response.
An oppressor doesn't become more acceptable because their dead especially when the harm they caused is still around.
Many years ago my parents had a neighbor. He was a nice guy but annoying as all hell at times, so much so that my mom purposely avoided him at the pool. If she saw him she’d go out of her way to walk around to the side of the pool and be sure to not get in the water when he was in there. She spent months not being able to say 1 remotely decent thing about him.
Then he died unexpectedly of a heart attack. And suddenly, according to her, he was the nicest person she knew, always so friendly and loved chatting with him, etc etc.
I straight up called her out on it.
Bullhorns and bicycles at MAGA events "Why are you mourning a pedophile?! Why are you mourning a rapist!""
Agreed.
There was a famous case in France several years ago, around the freshly dead heinous monster named Jean-Marie Le Pen. His "orator talents" were praised after his death, both by dominant media and dominant politicians, including supposed to be ennemies with him and his legacy. Those who still publicly stood against him and his legacy were told to rospect the dead and were vilified. But as some members of communities he targeted said: "I will respect him in death like he respected us while alive."
The man was a white national-supremacist with ties to the OG nazis. Racist, imperialist, xenophobe, LGBT-phobe, redheaded-phobe(?), ... He very probably participated with enthousiasm in torture and other mass crimes from the french side during Algeria's independence war. (Also, colonialisation is a mass crime in itself.)
So yeah, fuck forced reverence. This guy was a hateful mass criminal, and his death didn't change this fact.
Why should I be respectful for a dead person when I didn't respect them when they were less dead?
We will show him the same amount of respect he showed others.
People thought we went hard on the human shit stain that was Charlie Kirk....that was a hand grenade, Trump will be a nuclear warhead.
Haha, I can't wait til I'm wearing my maga(tm)red "fuck trump" hat the day that fuckstick croaks. Die in a fire you piece of garbage.
And the first sucknut that says I should be respectful of the dead will get an earful. Respect is earned and dying is easy.
i recommend noisemakers like vuvuzela horns and cowbells! 🥳
"When tragedy befalls a conservative, there must be decorum, reverence, and respect for the departed.
But when tragedy befalls a democrat, we are allowed to turn it into holloween costumes, jokes, mockery, and wishes for the tragedy to have been worse, more painful, etc" - Average conservative.
All someone would need to do is to post screenshots of the various tweets he made when others have died or been attacked. No one would even need to make up words of their own to post about it.

Blud, I ain't respectful now to that fucking Russian intelligence asset.
The world will celebrate unlike anything we've seen in our lifetimes. I almost compared it to Bin Laden being killed, but that was primarily an American celebration. This fuck's death will be a global celebration.
That means it'll get shoved down the throats of every disgusting MAGAt piece of shit in the country because it'll be too big to ignore. Which means they'll get all snowflakey and butthurt and that'll drive them to the polls to vote for whatever disgusting filth the GOP comes up with next. Probably just more bigotry.
But they were going to do that anyway.
There's no reason to hold back our joy for the benefit of low IQ fascist traitors. They're stupid bigots. Which means they were always going to make the wrong decisions, whether we were nice to them or not. And it's wrong to be nice and tolerate of mean, ignorant pieces of shit.
I'll be in the streets, banging pots and pans and singing songs.
Reminds me of Hitchens' critique of the 10 commandments .
"Honor thy father and mother" only works if yours are worth honoring. Talk to a social worker and you will find some parents that truly truly should not be honored.
The Humans of Earth will respectfully throw the largest global party in celebration of this criminals death.
In terms of raw number of people partying, it'll be the most widely celebrated death of all time. So far.
How about a minute of silence for all his victims? Before the party, of course.
At first I thought you meant a minute for each victim, and it's like, I'm 38, I don't have enough time on the planet left for that.
I think the dead should be allowed to reap the respect they earned in life.
In some cases that means you intentionally got to get infected by dysentery just to be able to almost shit enough on their grave.
I have a bottle of Pinot Grigio just for that occasion. And one for Musk, Putin, Netanjahu. The list is long. I will not go onto the streets and celebrate. But I will drink on a monsters demise.
Make A Grave Already
I remember when it waa official that he lost in 2020 there was spontaneous dancing the in street. The news kept showing live streams of empty COVID streets and then people starting going outside in their masks and dancing.
This time, it's going to be a rager.
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