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[-] mtpender@piefed.world 30 points 2 months ago

Those are just Australian Land Shark...

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Nah, that's AI. If this were really Australia, it would be upside down, obviously.

[-] Meron35@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

AI: Australia Inverted

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

I used to deadpan joke to junior field staff to watch out for the Boreal fen sharks. I would carry that joke as far as I could seeing how long they would believe it.

For the record the mythical boreal den shark lives in the wettest, shittiest part of the fen, where you have at best an island of peat the size of your boot to stand on. One step in any direction lands you in 80 cm of water, and an overtopped boot.

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social -1 points 2 months ago

Do you actually know what Australia is?

[-] socsa@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago

An open air prison? An English accent? A type of snake?

[-] mtpender@piefed.world 4 points 2 months ago

Do you know what a joke is?

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 1 points 2 months ago
[-] mtpender@piefed.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] dingus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

drive-by-hugs

Have a great day!

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 1 points 2 months ago
[-] CrustyBaps@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

Do you both need to get a room?

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 7 points 2 months ago
[-] gdog05@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I do but it's got a lot of upside down sharks.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

๐ŸŽต Do you know the way to Santa Fe? ๐ŸŽต

[-] socsa@piefed.social 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Street Sharks?

Oh no my brother. That was May.

We are now dealing with

Wheat sharks.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago

Street sharks was a dope show

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Capitalizing on TMNT.

Also, Vin Diesel did a toy commercial for it

[-] Ironrod@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Biker mice from mars was also sick af

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

Went through a whole phase where I drew biker mice from Mars. It's not weird, something like 8% of kids do this.

[-] Ironrod@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Honestly best scene from Superbad ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

A google street view of Charlotte, North Carolina

[-] mbp@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago

my entire state is burning

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago

Dun dun...

Dun dun...

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

September will be fine tho but don't quote me on this

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 points 2 months ago

You're getting sharks in the fields? I'm getting bald eagles - Murica!

[-] tooks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Terrifying birds. Nothing in media or zoos can prepare you for a close overhead swoop as it lands on the lowest branch of a nearby tree... maybe 8 feet from the Earth's surface. Polarizing. I was left in awe and fearing for my life.

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah I had one swoop by me at the rim of Crater Lake in Oregon once. It came up from below me on an air draft and swooped by almost within arms reach. That was the first time I'd ever seen one in nature. I was not prepared.

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] darth_grunkus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Thank you! I was hoping that was from an actual movie. I love stupid movies.

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

If stupid is your jam, this one is pretty wild. The actor playing the cultist guy was absolutely into it.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

I remember first seeing this 6 summers ago ๐Ÿซฅ

[-] Napster153@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Sea dogs! We finally domesticated them!

[-] FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Sunshine@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

Upvoting this feels wrong

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Maybe that's just a few garden gnomes playing hide-and-seek in the field?

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