8
to count to infinity
Could you just leave me alone for a bit? I'm busy.
To not grant any wishes
What if genies used to be real but somebody wished them all away?
To wish you didnt remember making this wish
The most comfortable pair of underwear
That wishes don't exist and have never existed.
someone definitely already did that one
Which way is the correct way to peel a banana?
The stupidest thing to ask a genie for is to bring somebody back from the dead. They are unable to grant that wish. I learned this from the movie, "Aladdin"
Where's the bathroom? Down which hall? Left or right?
A ham sandwich
Is this ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it.
More genies.
It ends REALLY badly.
I'm not ready to talk about it yet. Still too fresh.
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2026
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