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Coffee doesn't exist. What are you putting on your hotdog? (lemmy.nz)

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[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 1 month ago

Isn't that an ADHD thing? Stimulants calming you down?

[-] Safeguard@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

Indeed it is, this person is just self medicating and going through life undiagnosed :-)

[-] goatbeard@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

I think it's also supposed to sober you up after a dinner party so you can drive home

[-] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Uh... No...

Alcohol is a downer, caffeine is a stimulant. So technically it can help you feel normal, but your senses are definitely not. You will be slow to react to some things and too hyperactive to be able to focus calmly to others. Very dangerous, please don't.

[-] Niquarl@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Nothing can sober you up except time.

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