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It was a Goodyear.

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[-] comador@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Glad he was a careful father, else that tire might have Dunlopped your head off.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You should have gone for the Smashing Pumpkins reference and said 1979

[-] egerlach@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

But in the joke they're smashing children, not pumpkins...

[-] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And in some unforseen irony, it wasn't him that never came back.

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