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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 141 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

I initially thought that was a picture, then realized they were flush buttons. Excellent design, 10/10, no notes

[–] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 12 points 1 week ago

If Kohler doesn't have this as an option, they should.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Lemmy comments support markdown, so if you paste the link inside brackets like this:

![](https://lemmy.nz/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.gifer.com%2FZC9P.gif)

It shows up as the actual GIF, like this:

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[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] yaroto98@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

Why's the TP holder pointing up?

Also, is the TP just kinda floating there a little?

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Solving the over/under debate

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Widdershins, obviously.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Because AI confused a toilet roll holder with a wall mounted lamp and gave us something in-between.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I’m on vacation in Switzerland right now and I’ve seen this in a bunch of people’s home bathrooms.

Maybe because you’re less likely to accidentally whack the roll and knock it to the floor? 🤷‍♂️

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Don't like the assthetics?

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[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Huh I thought we were laughing at the dick button but apparently people are confused by wall mounted toilets? 😅

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Very common in Europe.

There is a steel frame behind the wall bolted to the wall and to the floor with the water container/chamber, and the toilet is held up by huge metal bolts.

The ceramic toilet part can usually hold minimum 300-400 kg, so you could dance on it without any issue.

It can be fully serviced through the push button plate.

Advantages: visually more clean, easier cleaning under the bowl, quiet operation behind the wall while filling up the chamber with water.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
  • window

  • transdimensional tp

  • penis button

  • gap under toilet for extra cleaning

  • open plan bathroom with no door

  • rounded wall corner

  • wallpaper close enough to absorb poop particles

  • lid doesn't match rest of throne

  • no access to plumbing in my private domicile

get me outta here

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Endless arguments about whether unrolling the toilet paper to the left or the right is correct.

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[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Looks like a pretty typical European toilet? What’s the problem?

The large flush button looks like it got clipped on the left but that could be a weird artistic decision.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The flush button looks like a penis.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tap the tip for pee and the shaft for poo.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought pee was stored in the balls not the tip?

Oh, then I don’t know. I’m not a doctor 🤷

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

I hate european toilets for this reason. If I cannot access the cistern due to a plumbing problem and have to literally rip apart panelling to diagnose any issue, then this toilet is anti-consumer

Edit: Actual Europeans pointing out that you can access the cistern by pulling out the button plate. Makes sense now, apologies, I didn't know - it really looked like it was access hostile

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can access and replace the entire internal mechanism through the hole the wall plate for the flush buttons is mounted on.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I just had a look because I have never had to service a toilet like this. The water shutoff appears to be easily accessible. As for any further work, an exposed tank is surely easier to deal with when a toilet misbehaves.

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago

Wrong community, this should be in c/lemmyshitterpost

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That wood floor is going to be gross in a few years.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Press button for penis in ass

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

pushes button

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you lied to me

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] robomuffin79@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

AI can’t see the problem with it

[–] blackberry28@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

That's a normal toilet? Are US-Americans again confounded by something completely mundame, simply cos it doesn't exist in their narrow mind which only consists out of US stuff? Lol

[–] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

So nobody mentioned the window yet huh

[–] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Never seen competitive shitter? At least there's no carpet

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