Trump says US is ‘only semi-negotiating’ with Iran (www.middleeasteye.net)

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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

How do you "semi-negotiate"?

[-] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

[-] a1studmuffin@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

It's like when you sit on your little brother and grab his hand and make him keep punching his own face over and over.

[-] logi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Except the US is the little brother and the big brother is the world standing there in bewildered amazement as the US punches its own face over and over for no reason.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Trump couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a boyscout.

[-] logi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

But he sure could find the boy scout's ass.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

They are not talking to the US nor any of their proxies. Someone should read Trump the boy who cried wolf. Seems he missed that life lesson.

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