He wanted to open the straight of hummus.

Meaning the staff and reporters on the other plane were being used as decoys without their knowledge or consent.

That's pretty fucked up.

There's never going to an end to the documentaries made about this presidency, is there?

It is since referred to by staff as the shit cart

"Damn! Why does this food cart smell like shit?"

what they let 'em out for?

Elaborate ruse Is a bit dramatic here. This has all the complexity of a bugs bunny sketch.

“Ummm yeah, right. We hid him in the catering cart. He totally didn’t get stuck in there when he thought he saw loose McDonald’s fries on the floor of the cart.”

I've seen how some of this shit works. They're not magically smarter than you. People in these kinds of positions sometimes just do shit because they think it sounds cool and they're bored.

I hope there's a VEEP/Arrested Development like show about this cartoonish presidency in a couple years. There's so much material.

"extraordinary ruse" is certainly a phrase for this

What a coward! 😂😂😂😂

Wouldn't someone have noticed the smell?

It must've been a huge cart to fit that blubber filled tub of syphilis.

Certainly he didn’t fit in just one cart

Sorry. No way Fatty McRapist is getting into a catering cart. Maybe the back of a catering van. Assuming you bleach it before putting food back in it.

Hahaha.

I hope he loves in fear. He did all of that. He ruined the fucking nuclear treaty, he invaded when that went to shit, and now he's losing a war.

What a fucking goddamn dumbass. I hope he never rests well again.

An amazing disguise. The smell didn’t give ANYTHING away.

Didn't he survive 2 assasination attempts before without worry, what's the difference with a mere threat?

Are they sure he was hiding in there? Maybe he just went in there to eat in private and just so happened to get wheeled on board the plane. I could see him stuffing himself inside one of those things just so we can nosh on some shrimp away from all the judgy eyes.

So someone on his team recently watched the TV miniseries "Thief" (starring Andre Braugher, RIP) and figured they'd give it a try.

These fuckers have no imagination. First they rip off season 2 of Jack Ryan, and now this.

I wonder if he shat himself while they folded him up to fit him in there. I'm surprised he was flexible enough.

"Look, people are asking me about aircraft catering carts. And I tell them, nobody knows catering carts better than me, okay? Nobody!

​These carts, they are INCREDIBLE. Absolutely top of the line.

People come up to me, big flight attendants, strong people, with tears in their eyes, they say, 'Sir, we put hundreds of sodas in there, the little cans, the snacks, everything, and it still moves so light. Nobody else could design a cart like this'."

-- Trump probably

Why the hell would they reveal this? Seems like a terrible idea. Secret Service never reveals details about things like that. Or at least, they shouldn't.

Is it bad that even though I'm an American and not exactly a full on Iranian supporter...but wouldn't mind if they successfully assassinated Trump and Vance at all? It would at least be karma for starting this bullshit war in the first place

Would have been a shame if they forgot he was in there

He'll never fit in there, it's full of cheeseburgers...

Weird flex

It was avoidable