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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 116 points 2 weeks ago

We're censoring the word 'God' now? Fuck me sideways.

[-] Abyssian@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

I've had my 3 genie wishes planned out since I was a kid, but I'm starting to think if I can use a lot of commas in each wish I should be able to squeeze them down to 2 and use my 3rd one to wish for everyone who self-censors internet images or post titles to burst into flame.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago

Beaten to death with a giant asterisk.

[-] Abyssian@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

In this economy? Burying the bodies would bankrupt half their families. I haven't heard anything about spontaneous human combustion in decades now, and it's time we get that back in the news.

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[-] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

This isn't algospeak, it is censored as an insult, like Tr*mp.

There are like at least 100 people in this thead who lost their mind moment they saw the asterisk like a conservative hearing the word "socialism"

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm usually pretty good at picking up on such nuances, but I'd never think of reading that as an insult. Maybe a joke, but even then, not a very good one. Good to know for future reference, though, to prevent any further losing of the mind, so to speak. G*d knows I have little enough to spare.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's like you're pretending the word is so repugnant to you that you don't want the full word dirtying up your comment history. It lies in the same vane as fake outrage and sarcasm.

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[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago

It's typical in Judaism and some branches of Christianity. But why would someone who doesn't believe in God do it like the creator of this meme ?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I literally just think its funny to censor certain random words, like G*d, Br*tish or b*n*n*

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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Religions are so weird with their little arbitrary and inconsequential rules.

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[-] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure the asterisk thing is a meme in itself these days. Like when people talk about Fr*nch people

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

it triggers people.

like dog/cat assholes in photos do now too or something

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[-] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yup, my username is now Gratefullyg*dless.

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[-] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 66 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Welcome to internet newspeak, where all words are offensive and subject to bans or demonetization.

F*ture v*deos a*d c*ntent m*st i*clude o*e a*terisk p*r w*rd *r f*ce i*mediate d*legion a*d * r*port w*ll b* f*led t* a*propriate a*thorities.
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

I really don't want to get my Lemmy account demonetized

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 weeks ago

I make like 1000 LemmyBucks a day from product placement ads and sponsors. Be sure to follow me, smash that like button, and check out my adult content on OnlyTankies.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

How many LemmyBucks for feet pics?

Asking for a friend.

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[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

can't make it what the 14th word is. is it just a typo of deletion or some satanic phallus symbol?

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[-] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Jewish people blaspheme by writing God, YHWY, Yahweh, or Jehovah. This is where we get euphamisms such as "My Lord", "Eloheim", and others i cant remember.

Tbf it is kind of like drawing a picture of Mohammed and then putting hentai black censor bars over it

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] rustyfish@piefed.world 50 points 2 weeks ago

Gid? Gad? I think it’s Gad.

[-] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 22 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for your service 🙏

[-] percent@infosec.pub 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Thank god for that asterisk. If there were a vowel there, I would have been absolutely triggered and literally shaking.

[-] mrmisses@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Thank g*d for that asterisk. If there were a vowel there, I would have been absolutely triggered and literally shaking.

Ftfy

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[-] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Outstanding bait with the asterisk

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

The full word is of course "gid", a disease of herbivores, especially sheep, caused by the presence of larvae of the tapeworm Taenia multiceps in the brain and resulting in a staggering gait

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[-] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Dont question the ways of god✨✨🗣😇💸💸💸💸💸🐸

/s

[-] scoutfdt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

Always question G*d though, who knows what he did to be censored like that.

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[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

The bone cancer will give that other kid a better appreciation of life... Oh, apparently they are dead. That bone cancer in their child will give their parents a better appreciation of...

[-] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

He didn't believe hard enough☠️

[-] BitUnWise@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

Skill issue

[-] PlaneMaker@feddit.org 12 points 2 weeks ago

It’s all part of a bigger plan!!! /s

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Life is fine balanced between dumb luck and fuck you in particular.

[-] BiggestPiggest@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

The different kid didn’t have enough faith!

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[-] monketman82@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Why not the same kid?

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Is "god" now a dirty word too?

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[-] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Atleast in the old testament there's the threat of god to hold grudge at future generations.

Ehh, i think people genuinely believing in all that are dull to be polite.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sporting competitions are a great proof of the incompetence of god, as every team and fan parts for their team to win, but only one team wins.

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