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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 12 hours ago

hector the well endowed has entered the chat

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

there's a bucket of chicken in my inventory list, can I get advantage on the roll if I offer it to you?

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I am not one of your fried chicken tramps! I am a woman. I like my men dangerous, mysterious, Seduce Me!

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Here is a piece of cheese.

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Well, consider me fascinated

[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Nope, nope, nope. I've witnessed the inverse of this, and it was not good. Absolutely deadly levels of cringe.

[–] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Embrace the cringe brother sometimes it’s fun to be like well you rolled an 18 but your RP was so dogshit it doesn’t go your way 🤣

But only if the inverse is true someone gives you nat 20 RP you reward that lol

[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 50 points 1 day ago (3 children)

blurntout@lemmy.ca Oh, no, that is... not the kind of cringe I'm talking about.

The GM was infatuated with one of the players, and forced a romantic/sexual encounter on them, in front of their partner. It was super uncomfortable.

[–] echedeylr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

problema of monogamous folks x3

[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 3 points 8 hours ago

Echedelle (she/her) Uhh, no? I didn't say anything about anyone involved being monogamous. I have no idea if anyone involved was monogamous or not.

Not everyone wants to get with just anybody else. Some folks just have standards.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh man, I know DnD horror stories are commonplace, but that one's bad.

[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

dalekcaan@feddit.nl You know what was super fun about it all?

Most of us were co-workers, including the GM and his... target. We all got to see each other 6 days a week.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jeez, it just keeps getting worse >.<

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 13 hours ago

The target? Albert Einstein.

Their work? The Manhattan project.

[–] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I promise you, there were no gods to be found that day.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 9 points 1 day ago

Lolth cackles from the shadows