I ate the onion for a moment because of the post just before this about shock gloves.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2026
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They do all skip leg day.
They do all skip every day.
Who'd make them run?
How fast you run the 100?
This will create comedic crashes far more impressive than ICE on ice guy