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How many followers do you plebs have, huh? (lemmy.nz)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Maroon@lemmy.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works
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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 59 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

She must have a shit career, then.

"A.I. Product Leader". Yep.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago

"Thanks to the 23000 bots I paid for!"

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

The fucked-up porn I create has upwards of twenty five million views

I should put that on my next job application

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Yes. Also, link?

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

Here’s a few Links.

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

There's stuff on my profile, you can get to my redgifs from there

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Omg I just noticed your username

[-] Janx@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

It's probably fisting, right?

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I have created some fisting content, but I don't consider that to be fucked-up

[-] Janx@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's fair. Just joking based on your username, not actually judging!

[-] SarahValentine@pawb.social 20 points 3 weeks ago

My shitty Patreon has like one supporting member and four followers, and I still feel more fulfilled in my work than I would gaining any amount of success working with AI.

[-] moopet@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Is that supporting member also a follower? It makes a statistaical significance.

[-] SarahValentine@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure they are, but I also don't know how to check. I'm kinda new to this whole Patreon thing lol.

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

"building AI products that matter"

lol

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Such as myself!

This entire profile is a fake person!

...or is it?

Aha, gotcha!

You see, by the power of AI, I have made you entirely unable to tell if I am fake, or just delusional!

Now who could put a price on that...?

Me, of course!

Whoever/Whatever I am! Pay me money now!

[-] fts9@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago

Who is "we"? Isn't she just a single person?

Unless, of course, it's the Royal "we"

[-] Bohne93@feddit.org 11 points 3 weeks ago

Its her and her bot army

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

The royal we is a thing corpos use pretty often.

They gaslight everyone, including themselves.

[-] bunnybunny@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

None and I’m absolutely fine with that

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

I've been on LinkedIn since it started and I have less than 1K followers. It seems unlikely to get that many organically, unless you're someone famous in an industry. And I don't think she is. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

[-] moopet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

I've been on linkedin for an amount of time I am unaware of, and have a number of followers somewhere equal to or above zero, and don't know if a follower and a connection are the same thing. It went downhill for me when I got rid of my D&D stats.

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