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submitted 3 days ago by GolfFoxtrotLima@ani.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/50691816

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[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 22 points 3 days ago

I will take her without makeup any day of the week.

[–] i_need_your_bones@piefed.social 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

God she's hot in that bottom pic. I wish I was tangled up in those wires with no way of getting out my struggling only making things worse.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 8 points 3 days ago

Kinky.

Like, literally. Go bend those fiber optic cables!

[–] kender242@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Superman III

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago

That's why you take her swimming on the first date, so she can consume all the water.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I prefer you natural, honey

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Spicy pic for you.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Dude. Where's the NSFW tag?

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The processor is tastefully hidden behind the fan. It's fine.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah, yes. Very good point. Very good point.

αΆœα΅ƒβΏ ΚΈα΅’α΅˜ ᡐᡒᡛᡉ αΆ¦α΅— Λ’α΅’ ʷᡉ αΆœα΅ƒβΏ ˒ᡉᡉ αΆ¦α΅— ᡇᡉᡗᡗᡉʳ?

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Sorry, that costs money. If you kindly DM me your credit card information I can get you the pics you're looking for.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

My bad. Here you go.

[–] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Put some clothes on!

[–] Malix@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

Prude.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I think you mean…

(OpenAI dev team)

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

I like the dude in the top right corner who is trying to become one with the fake shrubbery.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Maaaan, look at those sexy Cat6's!

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 4 points 3 days ago

Ayo, that server farm is rammy thicc

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago

Hot, I guess

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

I'd last mere minutes with the top one (if I'm lucky), but I could go for hours, days, with the bottom one.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 5 points 3 days ago

Don’t forget the large ginger man running it all.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

That's mechanicus porn in the bottom image.

[–] Sunshine@piefed.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Elbur likes this meme