this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2026
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[–] Thiccbear@aussie.zone 44 points 2 days ago (4 children)

i may not be Rich or Powerful but idk just being ok with who i am with a little bit of happiness feels better then being these botched plastic insecure angry losers

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

No one should kill that dumb mother fucker. They should freeze his assets and order an immediate life in prison sentence if he accepts money from anyone. Redistribute the funds to the people, then watch as every company who was tied to him says no. We won't do any business in a thousand years, you are a marketer, who fucked up hard. Aka as everyone knows, a dumbass

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

There was a guy in Toronto at the start of the 19th century. He was so rich he thought he was royalty. He built a huge castle and everything (Casa Loma) and then he had his industries expropriated (hydro electricity, which was taken to form Ontario Hydro) and he went broke and spent the rest of his days living in his chauffeur's house. I hope for something similar for Musk, but he'll have to live in a "self driving" car

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We don't have to kill him fast, but we can slowly torture and kill him, that could be fun as well.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Musk looks like a boiled egg that got dropped on a barbershop floor and Trump like the plastic tub you kept tomato pasta in that one time.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Wow the egg analogy is on point

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Trump looks like he was standing outside during the Bikini Atoll test fire.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man needs to learn how to keep his facial hair in check is all Imma say. Either shave it or do something with it. He looks like he crawled out of a dumpster after a night of cocaine. Which I realize is plausible.

[–] Twig@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago
[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Who puts on glasses like this?

These people are skinwalkers.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Don't do this. I'm not going to tell you how many times I tried to downvote this by clicking on the image.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looking like late-stage MJ

[–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's an insult to Michael Jackson.

[–] WitchKnight@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Probably finally got that island invite he's always wanted