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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I've had two bicyclists run a red light right in front of me as I was pulling out on a green.

One was horrified and apologic.

The other yelled at me for almost hitting him.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Pedestrians don't even look up from their fucking phones when they cross the road. I even saw a dude doing it while pushing a pram once.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I see it all the time and I can't stand it. It's not even cars, sometimes a sidewalk is lifted, low tree branch, literally any number of potential hazards in the way, and people are just letting iPhone Jesus guide them through life.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Idunno pedestrians in my city just walk with the confidence that law says cars have to stop.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

I do that. If I get to a crosswalk, I don't stand and wait for cars to stop, I step into the road and make them stop, because thems the rules. I don't do it while I'm staring at my phone though, because that's dumb.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I do this, but only if I can see their eyes.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Posted from a hospital bed.

[–] skidicarus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

As I've heard one person say, "your right of way doesn't matter if I run you over." As a pedestrian, I always wait until I see the car slowing down before I step out in front of it.

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I definitely agree with the sentiment, my top priority is to not get run over. I still walk confidently onto the crosswalk without pausing, while keeping a close eye on the approaching car so that I can get out of the way if they don't stop.

My experience is that if you hesitate, way too many drivers will just floor it in front of you, while if you give the impression that they'll hit you if they don't stop, they'll hit the breaks.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Exactly. I drive and watch people hover on the sidewalk, clearly intending to enter the crosswalk, but not making that move. I stop whenever I even so much as think someone might cross. I stop and sometimes they turn instead of crossing. Whatever, doesn't matter, it's two seconds. But it seems like everyone else on the road can't be bothered.

And so it's because of that that I just walk into the road. And I should say into the road, but not into the travel lane, per se, because I don't actually want to get hit, I got kids, and it would be a stupid funeral if "Dad died doing what he loved, being an idiot."

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 49 points 23 hours ago

Obligatory fuck cars

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (17 children)

Living in a big Dutch city. Cyclists just be like: I have to be careful not to hit any more dumb suicidal tourists. For fuck sake, I have had to repair my bike twice this week already.

And in these modern times everyone needs to be careful of young kids on fat bikes.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

What about fat kids on young bikes?

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Fat kid is child abuse (unless medical condition) and the young bike needs to be rated for the weight otherwise it's also child abuse (/jk). But older bikes usually have steel wheels while younger bikes have aluminium bikes, so the weight capacity is larger with older bikes (not that it matters for kids though, but it does matter when having someone on your luggage carrier).

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago

angry boomer noises

[–] Naich@piefed.world 120 points 1 day ago (23 children)

I've cycled to work and back 59 times this year, and reported 36 drivers (with video evidence from my bike) to the police, with them taking "positive action" in 34 of those cases. But yeah, it's the cyclists who are dangerous.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Where do you live that the police do more than file the report?

Where I am they don't do anything if a car hits you unless the damage is beyond a cost threshold or someone is killed.

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world -3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I see a common denominator in your story

[–] Naich@piefed.world 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Yeah, I must be able to make them drive like arseholes bad enough that they get prosecuted. It's magic or something. It can't be that there's a lot of people driving cars really badly, can it?

Very apt that an anagram of your name is "scapegoat".

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[–] irate944@piefed.social 76 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

It's a shitpost, obviously.

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