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[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 1 points 11 minutes ago

It was a Maximo game for the PS2, I don't remember which but I'm screwed if I can't figure out how to keep my armor on.

[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 1 points 14 minutes ago

Mad Max Rockatansky.

A supreme badass in a S/M - flavoured post-apocalyptic wasteland. I guess it's time to embrace the "mad" part.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 points 42 minutes ago* (last edited 42 minutes ago)

Hitman. Interesting. I'll be having vast physical capabilities but I won't be able to settle and kinda forced to kill

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 54 minutes ago

Witch living in a cozy hut in an enchanted forest

[–] tackleberry@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 hour ago

The gods of Olympus have abandoned me 🙁

[–] CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Casualties Unknown. WHY ME?

[–] CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

Wait unless it just means I’ll be an expie. In that case, YES!

[–] Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Endgame Terraria mage with a mostly cleansed world. I think I'm ok.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

My last played game was Railroader so I guess we drivin trains today!

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Frontiers of Pandora. I'm a 10ft tall blue chick. Navigating the house is going to be interesting.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Danganronpa v3. Luckily already chapter 3.

[–] gobberwarts@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Demon’s Souls. Shit.

[–] sudochown@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago

Disco Elysium. Pretty fucked

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago

I'm a mech pilot in the middle of a weird apocalypse (Mech Knight Nightmare). Could be worse.

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 hours ago

So, I'm sitting in a creepy house playing paranormal investigator with a machine that can listen to the past, but only if I can tell it exactly when, where and who was present. I'm supposed to be investigating a series of deaths, but they're...weird. I've personally listened to three of the deaths happen, none of them with an obvious proximate cause of death, and one of them at the very beginning of the time span the machine can reach. Somehow the deaths are also connected to the weather?, and also trigger agnosia of the victim's identity, including one man forgetting his lady entirely mid-sentence when she dies while they are together. One person seems potentially at least partly immune to this effect, since she has asked about her daughter after her daughter died, while everyone else has forgotten her daughter ever existed at all aside from the corpse of an unknown person being found.

Amusingly, there's one guy wandering the house during the timeline who talks about how he used to live there, but isn't sure why he showed up other than nostalgia, and is very angry that the house is in the hands it is instead of his own - this is because the first victim was the owner of the house and his brother who invited him and absent knowing he ever had a brother, things fit together...weird.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

it's day 54. I'm going insane. These weird looking anthropomorphic animals. They constantly talk gibberish, yet they can write letters in proper English. A raccoon gave me a tent to sleep in yet there is no toilet, no shower, not even a kitchen, but now I owe him 100k in bells whatever that is. There are no other people here. I tried to leave by train but i keep ending up at a different village that is almost exactly the same as mine, same creepy animals, same houses. There is always one human in each village, but I don't think they have a soul. They don't even talk, they are just dead behind their creepy smiles. Will I end up like them? This owl wants me to find bugs and fossils I think, it's the only thing that is keeping me distracted while I plot my escape.

[–] tedcurran@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

REDACTED, so... really not great.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

There's a little known record of a man named Henry during the medieval period of Bohemia who, one day, went absolutely mad, started talking to everyone while picking flowers repeatedly until he couldn't carry any more because it was "legge day" and turned to alchemy. He apparently kept drinking a type of schnapps that he claimed would "keep him alive forever".

[–] jrubal1462@mander.xyz 3 points 4 hours ago

A helldiver. It'll be exciting, but that means I have a life expectancy of roughly 20 minutes on average.... With my skill set it'll be closer to 30 seconds.

[–] ryeonwheat@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

I just got to an epilogue for 1000xResist this morning. Ummm, I'm not even sure which character is really the main character. Blue is a good candidate. I guess I'm experiencing multiple people's trauma and then deciding what the future will be like.

All in all, there are certainly worse positions to be in.

[–] Teepo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

The last game I played was "Fuck's Quest II", so I'm definitely "Fuck".

[–] coralof@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'd wake up in creative mode Minecraft with zero hostile mobs, so I think I'd be good. Just fly around and build my world. ✌🏻

[–] Hack3900@lemy.lol 1 points 8 minutes ago

Minecraft too, survival but if I can continue my world I'm basically immortal

Starting from scratch I'm a little scared but nothing good ol strip mines can't fix

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Building a factory on an alien planet and also I'm a girl. So pretty much perfect.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Quake 4, so I'm Corporal Matthew Kane. Hopefully, post stroggification? Half human, half machine.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Remnant 2, so i am a powerhouse but stuck in a time loop.

[–] Aeder@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I guess I'm a young woman now, if we go by the art of Metal Bringer.

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 2 points 4 hours ago

Haha, I'm playing through Mina the Hollower. I get to be a cute mouse girl, but live in a terrifying world full of monsters. Sorry Lionel, I changed my mind about repairing the spark generators. I'm just going to stay in town and hang out, if ya don't mind.

The factory must grow.

[–] iMastari@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

A hot Viera in Final Fantasy XIV…the fun will be endless.

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Koopa Troopa in a go-kart. I do get to keep the go-kart, right?

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

40k is one of the worst settings to wake up in, but being a Rogue Trader is not that bad.

[–] BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Well, i guess i'm getting blown up by a Creeper eventually

[–] SpaceOctopus@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Grim Dawn, so not great. I would probably be the greatest fighter the world has ever seen, main character and whatnot, but I also have to live through an old gods induced apocalypse and spend all day slaughtering demons and other nasty things.

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 2 points 5 hours ago

ESO. My scalie dream is now realized.

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