Has someone pointed out that they picked a blue state because all the red states are even shittier places to live than Iran?
later, from the white house: "we have settled, again, with the great islamic republic of iran. america is victorious! we have deeded to iran not only california, but oregon and washington state, too. in exchange, we have received three barrels of algae-laced seawater for the small sum of $500 billion".
If they gave cascadia to Canada I'd be so happy
"PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP."
Praise be to Buddha, thank you for your attention.
Calling it the Gulf of Iran after the whole fiasco with Mexico would have been pretty on point in terms of joke. Missed opportunity.
Lmao, that would be humiliating for trump if he only could understand it
Gary Newson could do something really funny now
He's too busy destroying homeless camps with glee
You dont understand, its his turn!
Seems like a fair trade.
Just to give a perspective on how stupid US military being in middle east is.
Dammit. I look like shit in a hijab.
We could wear a wig over the hijab. /j
i still don't understand why it is so common for journalists to write a whole article about a single tweet and not link to it.
it's here btw: https://xcancel.com/IraninHyderabad/status/2089703793915199991
The tweet does look more hillarious than the article
Nation states fighting over parts of the same planet we were all born on is cringe. Humanity is like a toddler that just learned the word "mine".
And yes, I do privately own a toothbrush.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Iran is trolling trump. They're trolling him instead of, you know, bombing their civilians to death, like what the US is doing to them.
Fuck the violent theocratic dictatorship in Iran, of course, but I do have to give them kudos for excellent trolling
Of course. Of. Course.
Of course 47 years of Western imperialist propaganda—since the Western imperialist puppet regime was overthrown—would still have people saying “of course fuck the theocratic dictatorship.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_Revolution
Fuck [only people in the world fighting the mass murdering imperialist empire]!
Palestine fits too, no?
Sidenote: If anyone wants a genuine middle-eastern cause to support, see Rojava. Secular, feminist, and socialist government with anarchist influences.
(Also Israel's been threatening to invade their host country so prepare for some "manufacturing consent" events very soon)
For true stories that are so ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an !theonion worthy story.
